By Anonymous - 14/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
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thatweirdasian 22

Eeeeeekkk. Please don't tell me that's why he's dating you. Maybe he's into MILF and was just looking for a girl who looked like her. *shudders*

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Maybe he got tired of Stacy's mom saying no so he pursued you?

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_The_Dude_ 8

Who could ever tire of Stacy's mom? I mean, she's got it going on

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berniro 14

I'm sorry OP :/ how did he exact you to respond to that? If you really like him, I would laugh it off and try to forget the whole thing ever happened

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thatweirdasian 22

Eeeeeekkk. Please don't tell me that's why he's dating you. Maybe he's into MILF and was just looking for a girl who looked like her. *shudders*

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thatweirdasian 22

Unless FML has changed their gender icons and has put a dress on the male icon, then OP is a girl.

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WavRace 14

Someone isn't over their ex yet, smh to bring her up on the first date

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socialproduct 19

Is he someone your daughter used to date?

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whysobeachy 37

I think you understood the FML wrong.

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thatweirdasian 22

#9 - Actually, #7 understood it perfectly. The guy could've been dating OP's daughter, if OP had one.

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socialproduct 19

The joke was that OP is, in fact, the ex's mom and therefore bears a striking resemblance to herself. I'll admit not the most clever joke but I thought you'd catch the nuance.

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Tripartita 44

God, I'm pretty out of the loop on modern courting rituals, but I hope you at least had the decency to tell him that he reminded you of of your firstborn paternal aunt. Now THAT would romantic.

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ShadowLurk 8

What a dick! How can someone say that on a first date? Obviously it's the worst idea ever, how you reacted to that? Please, tell me that you punched him, he deserved it.

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Sir_Cow 17

Maybe his ex is Stacy.

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