Love: Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested...

By iwantpizza69 - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML

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Dead end

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 11:59

Today, I was talking to a guy I've recently started developing feelings for. We've been talking for a while, but he revealed that he wasn't being serious with anything we've been talking about, and didn't have any feelings for me. FML

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By RoseTylerTheDoctor - 11/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Boise

Today, I told my crush how I feel about him. It's been over 12 hours and he still says he's thinking about it. I asked him about it ; he says he's thinking of how to reject me. FML

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Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

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By biblio - 18/01/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML

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By hopeless - 07/10/2016 20:28 - United States - Annandale On Hudson

Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML

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By hannahisacooler - 16/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

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Clear and precise

By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 23:02 - Canada

Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML

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Chirping

By anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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Passing

By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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whatwhat 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 7:12

Boo ******* hoo. Why does everyone feel entitled to having their feelings returned? At least he wasn't an ass about rejecting you.

jaemyree 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 4:37

AWESOME. made me laugh even though i need to focus on my school work instead of this....

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jaemyree 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 4:37

AWESOME. made me laugh even though i need to focus on my school work instead of this....

whatwhat 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 7:12

Boo ******* hoo. Why does everyone feel entitled to having their feelings returned? At least he wasn't an ass about rejecting you.

heyzus100 6

Sunday 13 May 2012 4:45

You're right! I shouldn't feel that way.

suyci 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 9:54

at least he is being fair ;)

git_er_done 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 12:06

I like how you did this via text. Thats part of your problem

blinkingstarlet 15

Friday 18 November 2011 22:58

texting your feelings to someone allows you to be honest without having the threat of face-to-face rejection. and it allows you to plan exactly what you're going to say to them without running the risk of getting nervous and blurting anything out.

rational_man 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:33

you want honesty, guy gives you honesty.....then you whine about how that sucks and you want your sugar coated world back. Have fun with that.

bobdole 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 22:32

at least he sounds smart hahaha

Malik_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 0:11

LOL This guy is awesome.

yay_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 9:24

Don't text it next time. So he can actually tell you what he thinks about it. Texts are horrible at conveying emotion.

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 4:21

At least he broke it to you gently, instead of "get away from me, bitch" or something. And I agree with the others: texting is the worst way to ask someone out. You just can't take them seriously.

fatblackman 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 7:47

lol I agree with almost all of these, but yea I think that #1 and #2 were exactly how I'm feeling! And don't sweat it, at least he didn't say "ohh wow yea I got my eye on this other chick".....