By sexyyy - 07/12/2009 19:18 - Belgium

Today, my family and I were discussing my birthday in a couple weeks. As they asked what I wanted, I told them it was up to them. So my mother suggested that she'll get me electrolysis so I wouldn't have to worry about my mustache in college. FML
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averagexbecca 0

That's nice of her. You went through life with a mustache, and she just wants to help you out. Be honest, if you need it, you need it. She's helping you out.

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Jewelofagal 2

This is the kind of gift that you truly will appreciate later on when you can go out into the bright sunlight with a cute guy without worry that he'll see dark hair on your upper lip. People can be cruel, even into college, so go for it and be happy about it!

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YayAmerica 0

That's really nice of her. That's not cheap and it'll save you a lot of trouble and pain waxing it.

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ilovefatcats 12

the OP, i mean lol that's kinda funny a little sad but funny

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victoria4161993 0

get it waxed!!!!! three words

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22cute 17

I would appreciate any kind of spa gift like that. If your Mom can't be honest about these things who can?

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Rellich 0

YOU said it was OKAY for your parents to choose your gift for your birthday. Live with the consequences. YDI

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

no, i am :) also, youre a douche and cant count double fail

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Morokea 0

Most people don't think their parent is going to find a way to insult them through a gift. EDIT: Every time I reply to a comment it changes. =____=

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sayyestothedress 24

Now the real question is… is OP a girl or a boy? Hmmmm??

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averagexbecca 0

That's nice of her. You went through life with a mustache, and she just wants to help you out. Be honest, if you need it, you need it. She's helping you out.

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crazytoaster 2

^^ Agree Atleast now you know you look like Lemmy Kilmister and can do something about it, rather than everyone taunt you behind your back

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Jewelofagal 2

This is the kind of gift that you truly will appreciate later on when you can go out into the bright sunlight with a cute guy without worry that he'll see dark hair on your upper lip. People can be cruel, even into college, so go for it and be happy about it!

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nonynony 0

Definitely--the benefits of this will outlast most other gifts. Not having to feel self-conscious about something is a great gift!

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txgirl09 5

Good Lord. Say thanks for not wanting you to walk around with a mustache. And did she only say mustache or was it only mentioned in passing while she was going on about your legs and whatever and instead of focusing on a really spiffy gift you honed in on a perceived criticism?

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polkadot1453 0

be grateful, that shit works so well. i will forever thank my dermatologist. :)

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Jewelofagal 2

Take the gift -- it's a good one that you'll appreciate later on.

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DeathShad0 1

What? You're bitching about this? That's EXPENSIVE. You should consider yourself lucky.

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Sappheyes 0

I know, I'd be so happy if someone offered to get me electrolysis! Not so much for the upper lip, but maybe the bikini line. That's so annoying to shave. At any rate, the OP should be grateful! It's not her mom's fault that she has dark lip hair.

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Samael_fml 0

Actually if you consider genetics, it very well could be her mom's fault.

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vixenish 0

STFU you're lucky!! My mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I asked for electrolysis hah.

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blland 0

it's for your own good!

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