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hahaha :D
^ Win
Shit happens, but it's the funny memory that counts!
Urine big trouble, missy!
I saw what 15 said on a bday card once
Yeah, me too. Well, not a birthday card, but a quote website.
Yeah I read what 15 said somewhere before. But its still a win for commenting on an appropriate time and place.
... but it's only the 11th.
first
I'll be ur friend !(but not really)
haha. apparently, you scare easy. x)
I'd be the guy to accidentally punch him in the face because of fear
or Chuck Norris xD
*Haha. Apparently you scare easily. OR Haha. You scare easily, apparently. OR Haha. It's apparent that you scare easily.
96_ when you're born and raised in the south, grammar don't matter :)
Lol!!
101, I have lived in Tennessee my whole life. Grammar is extremely important to me. The stereotype that everyone in the south have extremely southern accents, walk around in ten-gallon hats, and have really bad grammar is false.
Actually, 101, I was born and raised in Louisiana. I moved to New York at the tender age of 18. Grammar was, and is, very important to me in any situation.
ooh michael myers! so scary!!!
Lol, 3 is right.
wow way to be a yard everyone knows Micheal myers is only alive on Halloween day because of a satanic curse.. what is wrong with you.
So the OP is a yard--sorry, "tard"--because he/she hasn't seen Halloween five times to know things like that? That's hardly fair.
Funny you'd say that since I was hardly being serious.
Funnier how you apparently don't know what a context clue actually is... I know what you meant, silly goose. I just liked that you don't think I know about sarcasm (yeah, your original "coment," I get it) when I was being a little sarcastic in mine.
Glad you looked it up! Now you see why it doesn't really work with what you were saying.
Whatever you say, bud. You're so welcome.
Your loss! :]
don't worry I'd piss myself too.
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at Least you have friends
Happiness is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!