By lolu - 10/10/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 736
You deserved it 6 296

Same thing different taste

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lemonlife 0
_TONGAN_ 5

Happiness is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!

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bravesfan112233 0
_TONGAN_ 5

Happiness is like peeing in your pants...everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth inside!

Shit happens, but it's the funny memory that counts!

RedPillSucks 31

@15 Brilliant. I'm gonna have to use that. Sorry, no royalties.

ozkalukaas 0

I'm 16 and I've had a phobia of Michael Myers since I was 8. I feel your pain.

I saw what 15 said on a bday card once

Yeah, me too. Well, not a birthday card, but a quote website.

Yeah I read what 15 said somewhere before. But its still a win for commenting on an appropriate time and place.

lemonlife 0
turtlemansam 6

Correction. She DID have friends.

yellowdaisy92 0

I'd be the guy to accidentally punch him in the face because of fear

KiddNYC1O 20

Do you even know who Michael Myers is?

*Haha. Apparently you scare easily. OR Haha. You scare easily, apparently. OR Haha. It's apparent that you scare easily.

96_ when you're born and raised in the south, grammar don't matter :)

Lancer_doosh 0

I thought your from Japan...dumbass.

101, I have lived in Tennessee my whole life. Grammar is extremely important to me. The stereotype that everyone in the south have extremely southern accents, walk around in ten-gallon hats, and have really bad grammar is false.

Actually, 101, I was born and raised in Louisiana. I moved to New York at the tender age of 18. Grammar was, and is, very important to me in any situation.

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

wow way to be a yard everyone knows Micheal myers is only alive on Halloween day because of a satanic curse.. what is wrong with you.

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
loovelyy21 0

actually, not always Halloween. he's alive other days too..

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

no it's Halloween I've seen every movie like 5 times. trust me I know(:

DWilliamson 7

he was never dead, you dumb ****. There was nothing even relating to satanism in the original movies, although It did have celtic themes....stupid ass...

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

yea there was ignoramus. in the 7th one Tommy Doyle is all grown up annd Micheal myers iniciated a new baby into the cult. this kid^^ is an idiot.

So the OP is a yard--sorry, "tard"--because he/she hasn't seen Halloween five times to know things like that? That's hardly fair.

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

sorry I thought everyone knew what sarcasm was. but this kid^^ proves me wrong.

Funny you'd say that since I was hardly being serious.

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

it's funny how terrible with context clues you are. my original coment was sarcastic.

Funnier how you apparently don't know what a context clue actually is... I know what you meant, silly goose. I just liked that you don't think I know about sarcasm (yeah, your original "coment," I get it) when I was being a little sarcastic in mine.

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

a context clue: clues within the text leading the reader to a conclusion about the prompt.

Glad you looked it up! Now you see why it doesn't really work with what you were saying.

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

it works fine and I didn't look it up. thank you though, girl I don't know.

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

I'm not yer bud... but coolbeans.

TRACKGiRLJONNi 0

na I got some real ones I don't need cyber ones(:

rougecatterpilla 0

the point you are both missing is that a man wearing a jump suit and mask that completely covered there face jumping out from behind something would scare the piss out of anyone, regardless of what day it is.

DWilliamson 7

Very true, and lets not forget that jonni is also a stupid bitch who thinks shes smart shit.

tivaluv 0

that sounds like something that would happen to me D: i feel for ya