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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By not_this_shit_again - 09/04/2014 12:37 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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Pencil in the ass time

By Anonymous - 13/03/2020 01:13

Today, I was in art class in which we were drawing mythical creatures. I spent the entire hour and a half drawing a Minotaur, which turned out extremely well. It turned out so well that the teacher thought I had traced it, and told me to start over right before the bell rang. FML

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The walls have ears

By Anonymous - 20/01/2023 12:00

Today, while I was at the doctor's looking nasty and sick, I ran into my ex. He was my first boyfriend and he cheated on me the whole time, and then left me. I went into a room with my friend while we were waiting and told her EVERYTHING about him. Turns out everyone heard me, INCLUDING HIM. Now I have to see him tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 314

You deserved it 911

By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 095

You deserved it 451

yewzd 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:12

As revenge, draw the penis every small.

FFML_314 11

Monday 29 November 2010 9:05

How did your drawing turn out?

Comments

Brittneyyyy 7

Monday 29 November 2010 8:59

How awkward!

madmadd 0

Monday 29 November 2010 10:46

lol that's creepy

starile 19

Monday 29 November 2010 10:47

I know! That class-- it was so long! omg

gooBUZZ 0

Monday 29 November 2010 11:03

Wait, #22 is that supposed to be funny? Just curious...

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 29 November 2010 11:08

this reminds me of when i was in pottery class with patrick swayze, it was a LONG class for all the right reasons...

GigglePony 13

Monday 29 November 2010 11:13

Get owned.

Darraghscoot 0

Monday 29 November 2010 11:49

Nervous breakdowns only happen to those that or mentally weak or have had a past trauma in their life.

kindlystfupls 0

Monday 29 November 2010 12:43

maybe her ex bf was the one who caused the trauma and that's the reason he is her ex?

labratory5 0

Monday 29 November 2010 15:09

pussy

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Monday 29 November 2010 16:11

nothing you haven't seen before.cc.

moosemonkey1000 6

Monday 29 November 2010 18:39

YDI for being over-dramatic.

fakeaccountX 6

Friday 24 December 2010 20:45

Was this nude modeling? If so what the hell kind of school do you go to where they're like "Hey student, I know you're busy studying, but we need you to go get naked for an art class real quick."

fightingkittens 39

Sunday 31 July 2011 0:54

Past trauma includes creepy stalker exes, 27. You don't need to insult the OP.

rickilynn 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:02

that's scary. fyl.

Cyosaric 0

Monday 29 November 2010 14:32

Did you clean his butthole?

AAShah 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:03

Revenge sex anyone?

FFML_314 11

Monday 29 November 2010 9:05

How did your drawing turn out?

yewzd 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:12

As revenge, draw the penis every small.

FAILml 7

Monday 29 November 2010 16:21

roflmao WIN^^

stfuscrub420 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:13

I think art class is a pretty cool guy. eh stalks ex-girlfriend and doesnt afraid of anything.

unidentified_sta 5

Monday 29 November 2010 9:18

Not really how that one works, sorry please don't try again

FFML_314 11

Monday 29 November 2010 9:19

I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say your shirt is on backwards.

stfuscrub420 0

Monday 29 November 2010 9:30

i dont understand

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Monday 29 November 2010 9:37

Neither do we.

DocBastard 38

Monday 29 November 2010 14:52

Holy shit! Even my Idiot-English translation engine is having difficulty with this one. I'm going to put it in and see what comes out. *whir* *wheeze* *clunk* *ZzzzzZZZzz* "I think the guy was pretty cool to be in the same art class as OP. He has probably gotten over his ex-girlfriend and isn't afraid of being perceived as a stalker." Um...that's the best I could come up with. It's either that or stfuscrub dropped acid just prior to commenting.

Sinkhole 26

Monday 29 November 2010 16:32

It's just a 4chan Internet meme called 'pretty cool guy'. Although, stfuscrub probably did drop acid prior to commenting.

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 29 November 2010 9:17

#6: Is English your first language? I hope not. OP: Shoulda said out loud "Teacher, get somebody else to model. Trust me, he has absolutely nothing worth drawing on him."