Miscellaneous: Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has...

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By laundry day again... - 08/09/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML

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By Eloy Ymer - 22/08/2010 23:51 - Netherlands

Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML

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Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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Psychopath's joke

By hannieannie - 20/11/2019 01:00

Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML

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By I'm screwed - 13/01/2013 01:30 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML

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By RightInTheFace - 12/09/2015 16:16 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML

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By wantmeasandwich - 10/07/2015 16:57 - India - Mumbai

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 06:46 - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 27 December 2010 22:56

Where can I find this channel? Give us the link! :D

Ninjafriends 1

Monday 27 December 2010 23:10

It's not just youtube... he forgot to tell you that you're doing this walking in the nude. Accidental **** star.

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samantha_142 0

Monday 27 December 2010 22:53

woooo big deal. :)

SeanFredrick 3

Monday 27 December 2010 23:09

Well, that's awesome! :D Get over it op(:

whoisthisgirl 4

Tuesday 28 December 2010 3:42

what's his YouTube account? lol jk

PurpleAddict 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 9:56

His channel is vader421

SeanFredrick 3

Monday 27 December 2010 22:53

Zzzzz.

impossible_love 8

Monday 27 December 2010 22:55

poor you! :

Doortje 29

Monday 27 December 2010 22:56

Where can I find this channel? Give us the link! :D

VoodooGypsy 2

Tuesday 28 December 2010 0:29

I bet quite few people have searched sleepwalking girlfriend haha.

SmallTownCutie 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 2:13

26- I did haha

Paprikaas 13

Tuesday 28 December 2010 3:02

Me too haha

gabsta 3

Tuesday 28 December 2010 13:12

lol same here :)

monkeymax 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 8:11

haha

cfbeaner 0

Monday 27 December 2010 22:57

link?

firemanrob 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:14

exactly what I was thinking

tedwin223 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 4:40

that's what I was thinking!

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 27 December 2010 22:58

The people who say "FIRST" have no life. --; But srsly, OP, FYL :(

Mirorbo 26

Monday 27 December 2010 22:58

Is your boyfriend a child, darling? Or is he just an immature douche?

MLK12345 4

Monday 27 December 2010 23:05

Is Mirobo the guy from those pokemon games?

Mirorbo 26

Monday 27 December 2010 23:07

Why, yes I am!~ I am the most popular character in Colosseum and Gale of Darkness!~ Fuhohohoho!~

fakeaccountX 6

Tuesday 28 December 2010 1:13

Your goddamn Ludicolos are annoying.

Illblowyourmind 3

Monday 27 December 2010 23:07

Time for a new hobby?

bubulz_fml 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 10:44

you are a sexy sexy lady lol.

Ninjafriends 1

Monday 27 December 2010 23:10

It's not just youtube... he forgot to tell you that you're doing this walking in the nude. Accidental **** star.

felixcommando 0

Monday 27 December 2010 23:14

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