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In 20 years kids will ask their mothers "how did you meet daddy", and the response will be.... It all started when your father added me on Facebook!
Poke him. That ought'a teach him.
Spam him with random events, tell him he has to go. That'll learn him
Actually divorce his ass because they're married...
Holy balls does no one get the joke? Maybe they should get some sense of humor... That'll learn e'm.
Ugh facebook, I hate facebook, it has always sucked it shall always suck.
Vent isn't a good social service either.
number 114 has the best response ever (:
20 and 94 lol
Awe. That's still sweet though
No it isn't. He's a jerk - dump him op
He's making a point, op more than likely is not innocent here. or he's taking the first step after a bad argument.
He's just trying to look good in front of her family.
I agree, this is just one more example of how Facebook screws with peoples lives.
-27 You're a gay alien?
-46, Flockz, you know you don't want me horny, you wont like me when I'm horny.
STFU TYLERSIGN I'M DOING SCIENCE
-79 I take that extremely offensive as I am a bisexual. DIE, bitch, DIE
and what r u an app
It's easier to make stuff up on the internet.
He's not making it up, he's copy/pasting it from google.
In that case, it's easier to plagiarize someone else's made up story, posting it on Facebook so everyone thinks you have a healthy marriage, eating a doughnut, and watching ****, which brings me to conclude that, while women can fake orgasms, men can fake love.
well theres a reason why hes not talking to you, maybe you got your tongue peirced lately and sound annoying.
failed attempt at being funny.
thank you captain obvious. its not supposed to be the same as the other fml.
If it's not a reference to another FML, then it's just another stupid, boring comment
i didnt know pixels could be stupid. thanks for letting me know that though, i have. a dead pixel on my screen. ill call him sleepy.
Is that really the best you can do? I didn't think you were that stupid.
i can do way worse, but your insults are stupid and i still dont care. maybe if you try a little harder ill give you a good faith effort. i want to see how many thumbs down this comment gets too, cuz i care hahaha.
Tongue piercing? Only sound that makes is slobbering and gaging noises...
agree 75. i didnt know a tongue peircing could gag you. @71
Awh :(
Go to couples therapy? Or try to start a conversation with him, if he doesn't respond just keep talking. Silent treatment is a reward.
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#9 "at first, i was curious as to whether or not i should accept his friend invite at first. afterall, i didn't know him in person. but once i saw 10 Mutual Friends, he stole my heart."
Time to dump his ass