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That's no bueno. Cops shouldn't be drunk. And maybe you should be a better driver..?
Dam mexican police officers
-14 How the **** would you know the cop was Mexican? Just because the location was in..Texas? Ohh...wait
Sounds like you were raining on the cops parade. You shoulda been slick and told him that if you don't tell I won't, and taken him to a motel and showed him a good time. But don't forget the camera for blackmailing later on.
I wonder what the cop did that made him appear intoxicated.
Wow. Ur mind works in effed up ways.
Well, that's just irony to the extreme. :/
Cop: "Pulled over, you know, do why I? " OP: "No, aquifer, pulled over me how come you? " Cop: "Believe you I was driving intoxicated. " It's too complicated to record the conversation of two drunk people. I'll leave the rest open to interpretation.
Ah! Report thatt shit :P.
You can get in trouble for just being in the car while drunk! It's called a APC (actual physical control). It sucks.
I'm sorry ocifer *hick* I only meant to have 1 drink *hick*
I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??
Oh apparently DWI is used often in the US? Here it's just DUI. My bad
DWI stands for Driving While Intoxicated. It can be either one here in the US.
It's "driving without insurance" u dumb kids
DUI: Driving Under the Influence DWI: Driving While Intoxicated DWI is Far worse than a DUI
#36 Nice trolling.
I just googled it. In all the law study sites they refer driving without insurance and driving while intoxicated to be referred as a dwi. So relax kid
I guess only in America do you need proof of insurance. Here in Aus you do not need to prove insurance or even have insurance.
Especially if they ride that 'stache of yours!
DWI can also mean driving while impaired.
Ms. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is DOA. Oh my God! Oh, sorry I mean DWI.
Wow sounds about right for the united states!!
Their the same thing they invented DUI so they can bust for drugs
U are a Dumbass
106 auto correct fail.
Thank you Capt. Dictionary.
34 I hear you can't even sleep in your car with your keys or its a dwi
Actually in Aus, you do have to have 'compulsory' third party 'insurance' when you own a car which you can get into trouble for not having.
Lmbo!
In Oklahoma; DUI: driving under the influence (includes drugs and alcohol) statute subtitles distinguish the stimulant DWI: driving while impaired (includes drugs and alcohol). It is a LESSER crime than DUI. APC: Actual physical control of a motor vehicle while under the influence of intoxicants. Failure to comply with compulsory insurance law is no insurance and your vehicle will Be impounded.
You need to get out more
To add to the nonsense of the replies number two, I now know why they called that kid "Dewy" (DWI) in the movie where his dad killed someone while Drunk driving. The one with Vanessa Hudgens, Pheobe from Friends, and that blonde with the funny mole from Phil of the Future. Yeah that one. I always thought it was DUI.
dumbass of course it is! check your info before you go callin op drunk...bitch
Um it stands for driving while intoxicated
The compulsory 3rd party is part of your rego though so I think that's why you can get in trouble if you don't have it.
#28 jayj ur a stupid **** ur a retard dumbfuck
Driving While Intoxicated it's a thing ya cotton headed ninny muggins
We use both here in the US
But Why Capitolize Every First Letter Of Every Word? It's Very Irritating, And Very Grammatically Uncorrect. ^^
Incorrect* Derp.
Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.
The problem is I haven't seen you in like a year, my friend.
I was high on crack when I dumped my gf.
The cop was drunk??? That's not right.
Retard
Lol.
Oh the irony
Heyyy you Isss drrruunnk. Geeet oouut of thee carrr Nooooooo imm nott drrunkk. Youuu arree! Noo imm a copp ii ish nnoot druunkk!
How to Be Drunk: Repeat every letter you say two or three times. On a side note, sounds more like a conversation between two turtles to me. But I'm half-awake, so what do I know.
50- Wether you are being sarcastic or not, you are right. Slurring can occur if someone gets drunk and typing extra letters indeed does make someone sound/type drunk.
Keywords
I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??
Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.