By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML
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Kyzahhh 7

I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower

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BagleHead 6

You should've done what I do; tape TM-46 Russian anti-tank mines to my bumper. No one ever crashes into my car and of they did, they won't again!

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skata 4

13- yeah because you won't have a car

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enonymous 8

If this was Louisiana I would blame Bobby Boucher

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13FTW 9

My question is how the **** do you lose control of a lawn mower? That takes some serious skill, or lack there of.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

The guy mowing the lawn had another of these famous daydreams that occur when breathing fresh grass emmanations for an extanded period. True story.

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KiddNYC1O 20

2- I'm pretty sure the Doc does not drive a lawnmower.

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Senior29 8

didnt he pay 4 the damage?

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tylersign 11

Eh, he might have paid for it. I don't know about 4 though.

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tylersign 11

Ah sorry, I forgot to put my clever shoes on earlier.

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Kyzahhh 7

I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Some people just can't drive slow. But they can sure as hell weave in and out of traffic on the highway doing 90 mph.

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KiddNYC1O 20

15- Oops, didn't mean to cut you off...

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stevenJB 25

"But you don't have to cut me off!".... >.>

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yamatelle 19

...and then two days, we hear that the lawnmower guy got "accidentally" hit by a car. What are the odds...

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TraceCase_ 19

That's hard to do. If you even lift one butt cheek off my mower, it shuts off. What a dumbass!

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Fruit_Dealer 9

Trues questions are : how man butt cheeks are on your lawnmower, and why aren't you providing us any pictures of it?

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I can not believe how many typos are in my previous comment. Thx, iPhone keyboard :)

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TraceCase_ 19

How man...y butt cheeks? Usually just the two. As far as the photos go...I would take some but I heard that's how you lose control and hit parked cars on those things.

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dusthawg 4

Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem

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dusthawg 4

Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem

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Zomg_Okay 26

Demand compensation OP. You know it was the guy who they hired to mow the lawn and security basically confirmed it, so...

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deadrising084 1

If your trying to get compensation with that argument you should just file a lawsuit against the company

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nater535 7

At least he wasn't driving an actual car.

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KiddNYC1O 20

8- Your comment made me laugh hard.

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