I would have rather had the sprinklers.

Luckily the sprinklers are there to rinse yourself off in!

nothing like accomplishing a difficult feat then discovering that all your efforts were in vain

People pay hundreds of dollars at the spa for this. Kick back in a 2 piece and enjoy the goodness

Assassinate the bus driver, BAM! problem solved.

Personal experience: Whenever I want to avoid something so badly, it happens to me!

Look on the bright side, there's always tomorrow!

You're stupid for believing in fate. Fate told me so.

62, why so stupid? Don't be hatin' on the haters. That's like a world of hate fate.

this is a life goal of mine to do that to someone even if I'm 70 years old and the opportunity arises I'm gonna soak the shit out of someone

whoa, is the bus alright?!

Mud bath and a shower by the sprinklers? Sounds greatttt!

Too far bro...

are you retarded dude?

What if it's a school bus?

I'm retarted.

... And this is why I think some people should be sterilized.

17 - coming from the guy who has a username of ikickgingers? Do you even know what sterilized means? What effect would that have on me? You're a dumbass.

22-what effects would it have on you? Sterilize- 1) To make free from live bacteria or other microorganisms. 2) To deprive (a person or an animal) of the ability to produce offspring, as by removing the reproductive organs. So, he's either implying that you get washed in disinfectant (I suggest 50% Isopropyl Alcohol) or chop off your genitals to stop you from reproducing. :)

She*

Holy shit! You're a chick. So you're telling me that I've been having wet dreams about a chick this whole time? Well, ****!

ikickgingers is a girl? Ohhh....

Lol chill

You crossed the line bro.

how does she know its mud? :P

Don't cheat destiny.

Op could have just waited for the sprinklers to come on so they could clean themself off

Now you know why Rihanna has an umbrella

oh its just sooo delightful

eww I think i know what you mean by "mud" and that's just nasty...

^made me lol

Now she really is a dirty girl. ;)

It was melted roadkill I'm hungry for brown stuff now

Chocolate milk?

Go and run under the sprinkler to rinse off!

Only to have the bus run early once you have it all figured out...

In Ottawa and in the GTA the bus is never on time... I'm assuming the rest of Ontario is the same?

Very convenient (:

And practical! You're already wet might as well be clean and wet right?