Transportation: Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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Top comments

Lostinspacealone 0

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

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Lostinspacealone 0

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

EvilPotato 14

Monday 31 October 2011 12:37

OP's mom- "you always got to be careful you never know when a car might come outta nowhere and get ya." *BAM* OP- "...thanks mom...".

fanceh 10

Monday 31 October 2011 13:42

I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite, hungry hungry hypocrite.

You_Need_Soap 6

Monday 31 October 2011 13:43

Irony indeed! I'd have to LMAO at my mother in that situation, providing there are no injuries.

gojira666 7

Monday 31 October 2011 13:55

That ****** came outta nowhere!!!!

musiclexii124 0

Monday 31 October 2011 17:45

Does your mom happen to be Betty White?

SemperFi_23 6

Monday 31 October 2011 18:23

I swear I've seen about 5 FML posts that are exactly the same over the past few months.

fanceh 10

Monday 31 October 2011 18:38

Divide a whole into thirds thirds thirds. I'm a gay sea otter, I blow other dudes outta the water. :)

ZebcoGirl 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:13

I think OPs Mom had it coming..

humorizer 14

Tuesday 1 November 2011 5:31

I wouldn't call this an FML. I'd call it a MyLifeIsAwesome. Few things beat being able to just smirk and feign indifference when someone proves their self wrong.

JustSumRedneck 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 8:28

Women drivers no survivors

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

uffiewuffie 0

Monday 31 October 2011 19:48

Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk.

stuart169 3

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:53

#2, nice

omfgfmlife 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 0:10

why is this an fml? this is grand. now you can hang this over her head forever! i would lovee for this to happen.

Jays7 10

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree' would be my reply, OP :D

cupcakeluver1212 0

Monday 31 October 2011 13:56

Good one! XD!

Iamaninchworm 0

Monday 31 October 2011 23:32

Im sure OPs mom would then backhand them right in the center of their face.

Rose8u 2

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

I bet the only lesson she missed was "keep your eyes on the road"

danishbagel 3

Monday 31 October 2011 11:33

Now you get a free red light to run and a free car to T-Bone.

Forlorn420 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:33

I read your comment in Billy Mays voice simply cause of your picture. I think it worked pretty well

Miss_Attitude96 24

Monday 31 October 2011 11:38

Nexts week's lesson: parking on a hill & forgetting to put the emergency brake on & watching your car roll down & collide with other cars in the process.

saIty 17

Monday 31 October 2011 11:38

Mom: You know what I always wanted to tell you? A blind duck can drive better than you. *Light turns yellow* Mom: Shit! *Drives up to 100 mph* ****! I can't stop! *smashes car into car* OP: *troll face*

MaaaanWTF 1

Monday 31 October 2011 11:38

That's what she gets for running her mouth!

That0therguy 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 6:16

And a red light.

vi3tno_romeo 5

Monday 31 October 2011 11:42

GTA MOM!

juturnaamo 29

Monday 31 October 2011 11:51

Unless you were hurt, that's a win!

lemon_phat 11

Monday 31 October 2011 20:59

No... It's actually a fail.

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