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Leaf wars!
The OP should put them back into their neighbor's yard and light fire to them :D!
Leaves = fertilizer. Don't pick them up, yse them to nourish your lawn! Or replace the inside of your neighor's matress with them.
Buy a fence so you isolate yourself from Idiot neighbors.
Leaf Wars sounds like a show about competition amongst marijuana dealers.
But would it be as terrible as Whale Wars? I saw that once, made me take up watching Barney again.
36- better to just not say anything.
I was thinking homicide.
Take a 'leaf' our of his book and blast em back! See what I did there?
23 the neighbor used a snowblower for that reason, the op had a fence
And so the it does, time to get the rakes outs.....
This reminds me of an episode of spongebob 0.o lmao,
He used a snowblower for leaves? Shouldn't he use a LEAFblower lol?
Blow them all back! Or make one big leaf pile!
Lol that's even better
Just burn a cross on his yard. Thats wat i did when my neighbors annoyed me... We dont talk much anymore :( they were nice i think ill go visit them.
LEAF PILE!! =D
Just because he's old doesn't mean he gets out of a quick "strike of the sleeping cobra" to the neck area, followed by a slightly arousing uppercut to the nads. Depending on your anger level, maybe a beef stew to the facial region.
So funny lol
How, how are you so socially inept?
Wtf is a slightly arousing uppercut? That doesn't make sense.
Sounds like he needs a kick in the nuts
Switch houses!
Also sounds like something that would be on tv already.. I mean cmon what's not on tv these days?
Check your channel listings. It probably already is a show lol
Probably last for like a week...
i think i'd do that.. :D
Just remember, when you get old, you'll be able to get away with the same kind of stuff.
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This a tough one. You state he is your elderly neighbor, so that procludes you from going next door, dragging him into your yard and cramming the leaves back up his ass. So my suggestion is to rake all the leaves up, bag them and get rid of them, then go inside and bake a dozen or so chocolate chip cookies using chocolate Ex-Lax in place of the chips. Deliver them to your neighbor, sweetly saying, "Pleae try not to blow all your leaves into my yard again and to show there are no hard feelings, here are some fresh baked cookies." Then go home, crack a beer and sit back smiling to yourslef knowing that revenge is sweet and in this case pretty damm messy!