By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML
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gazzdogs 5

1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.

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Garzoo 4

Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.

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bballpg021xx 5

Lol don't worry about it OP. Don't worry what your grandma's friend's think of you

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gazzdogs 5

No, it's awesome! *sigh*

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pancakerocks 1

thats what my grandpa has done to me. mulitble times. and has introduced me to a random women on a cruise as single and fun. this woman was a mother with a baby. im 17. it will be fine :) save your kiss for someone special.

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pancakerocks 1

O and. 16 and never been kissed is an old song that she might of listened to when she was younger :)

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22jrdn55 15

Pancakerocks, your picture gets you an A+ for spelling and grammar.

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lebronesque73091 12

Kiss someone then!

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GovernorGeneral 8

Ya what number 7 said. Don't worry about what your grandmothers friends think. They're soon to die anyway....(R.I.P for when they do) o.o

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iliketofu 6

well it beats being introduced as the neighborhood ****.

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TheDorianMode 8

Well, that's awkward...

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CryMoreFMLs 14

OP, let them have their fun. They won't be around too much longer so let them enjoy it, even if it is or isn't true.

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22jrdn55 15

CrymoreFML, your comment and this FML remind me of this joke, "When I'd go to weddings, my grandparents would always laugh and point, saying 'You're next'. So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

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brianfantana32 10

Join the party OP

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flakitaa22 0

I'm sixteen and never been kissed/: #foreveralone

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DreBeezy 9

Better than "my 16 year old granddaughter who has slept with every man she's met."

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

Lol, can I have your grandma? :D

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Garzoo 4

Time will come, make it a special moment. Don't take it to the heart.

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cheesypies 6

Yep. You're saving yourself, right OP? That's a good thing.

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pimplefacedgirly 8

Yeah, I was your age when I got my first kiss, and I really regret it. It wasn't special and I didn't like it at all. Same thing with my second. Just wait until you find the right person, and don't feel pressured!

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gazzdogs 5

1. Get Hamster 2. Call it virginity 3. Lose Hamster Close Enough.

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gazzdogs 5

DocBastard, come out come out wherever you are! I am sure that you would have an interesting story about someone losing their virginity to a hammer. :D

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Dracoboxer357 35

Loving this thread. Hamsters, hammers and virginity. DocBastard, it's story time! Please tell you have one that encompases all three....? :) Waiting in anticipation here....

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Torva_fml 16

Go read his blog.

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alyspar2 5

I like how you can reply to replies. Hahahah.

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JacobWithaY 5

Losing your virginity to a hammer gives a whole new meaning to "pounding"

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Brice28_fml 10

103- Go Buckeyes! Figured I'd join in on the big 10 teams!

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bballpg021xx 5

Yeah Michigan sugar bowl champs! Anyway I keep checking here for doc.

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koolkat27 13

the hamster should be called "my" virginity so that went it goes missing you don't have to say you lost virginity.

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Look on the bright side and imagine the awkward things she could have said if she thought you'd had your first kiss. Or your first... Yeah... Umm... Could've been worse. Much worse. :)

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Awwww, that sucks OP. but don't worry to much about it, you'll kiss a lot of frogs (even though it sounds like you haven't had your first kiss yet, it'll come) before you find your prince.

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

You got that from fez of that 70s show *sigh* I miss that show

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