By baby shak - 14/01/2012 07:51 - United States

Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML
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aFreedom127 9

Chase the thief...it will be good exercise.

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Buttsexpirate 9

******* garden gnomes. Always causing mischief.

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EvilPotato 14

Sorry OP I need it too. I'll return it in two days.

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Keyman1212 14

All I can think of in the situation is "N**** stole my bike!" From that old NES game Punch Out. I'm such a terrible person... :(

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ydi_4_suking 20

I guess you just weren't meant to lose any weight

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cheerbabe3254 4

Ya OP u can still run or condition!!! Or buy a new bike!

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f_my_flip_life 5

Running is better than using a bike anyway. No excuses this time, OP!

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iamesauce 4

What the **** is a Fitness Regime?

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Vegeto30294 19

"Tonight, the bike was stolen"? The bike was stolen in the future?

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aFreedom127 9

Chase the thief...it will be good exercise.

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bustub2 8

Hey aFreedom, do you want to play a game where you answer questions with pictures?

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Buttsexpirate 9

******* garden gnomes. Always causing mischief.

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ICATiger 13

Those things freak the hell out of me with their small beady eyes

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Pentium_4 27

it's been 6 months, and you haven't been using it much? knowing how shitty the economy is, it was bound to happen, but sorry OP

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lishy1311 0

When you want something it always goes missing

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ICATiger 13

Maybe next time you won't put it off for so long

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Airman1988 9

I agree that sucks but if your bike being stolen is all it takes to break your motivation to get fit you werent ever that serious anyway. Break out the running shoes and hit the trails.

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

By stolen you mean "I 'lost it' so I could pretend to have it stolen because I do not want to work out that bad"?

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dirtroadmopar 0

instead of weight, you lost a bike!

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