Embarrassing, Clothes, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Forgetting something?

Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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By hoaloha - 30/07/2012 04:40 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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By oops - 11/05/2015 16:40 - United States - Lutherville Timonium

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

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XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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ajay96 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:59

Well congrats. As long as Paul blart didn't chase you down

nutella830 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:00

Hey at least you dropped two pant sizes(:

Comments

4wow4 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:59

First! Well If your that skinny we dont mind ;)

ajay96 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:59

Well congrats. As long as Paul blart didn't chase you down

Jakesterk96 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:03

At least you were not trying on underwear.

n_epic_fail 14

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:17

Reminded me of that holly maddison jeans commercial...

TheDrudgeChild 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:07

That's unfortunate... but at least you dropped two pants sizes, that's amazing! :)

drlove78843 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:46

Relax you're a girl. Girls body is a peace of art :)

bieberfreak18 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 13:43

That's so weird you say that ! I JUST watched that movie yesterday ;) lol

BostonBruinsFan 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:37

I think he did.......

BostonBruinsFan 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 23:37

I think he did.......

Mash_SF 1

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:00

Sounds like a good time haha.

derpster 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:00

at least you didn't leave the store, right?

ICATiger 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:29

Guy walks into OPs changing room. 'Awesome free pants, and there my size!! This is hella cool'

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:44

derpster is gonna shit a brick! they're*

Jakesterk96 8

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:00

When I read that part, I thought it was going to say she got tackled by a security guard.

nutella830 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:00

Hey at least you dropped two pant sizes(:

ICATiger 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:38

OP dropped the sizes cause it makes them look hot

DnaFilmmaker96 7

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:52

You don't say?

zuzupetalsYO 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 5:39

Probably different brands and is exactly the same size.

hutch8429 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:29

They could've been labeled wrong also.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:00

No biggie.

OhHushDear 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:00

Lmao, I've come close to doing that before =)

ArsenalFan12 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:00

Happens to a lot of people. Chill

Swiftly 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:23

What kind of people

flockz 19

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:28

forgetful people?

Awsumuzzie 12

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:37

I sometimes almost walk out with my hurr in the aurr. Except it's not exactly the same since people wouldn't know.

xxmusicroxxx 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:05

What??

Awsumuzzie 12

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:25

I'm not sure if you're talking to me, 50, but I'm usually confusing. I am Muslim and have to cover my hair so that males don't see me. Sometimes I would almost walk out in public WITH MY HAIR SHOWING :O (caps are to make it more dramatic). That's all, I was sharing something no one cares to know :)

xxmusicroxxx 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:45

I was, thank you(:

twilightluvr101 4

Sunday 15 January 2012 3:22

Damn I kinda wanna know what stores u shop at since that seems to happen a lot

teyyoshi 19

Sunday 15 January 2012 6:30

in fact it is caught by cams

Scarshadow101 6

Sunday 28 October 2012 4:49

63- I CARE!! I'm Muslim as well, so I totally relate to where you're coming from. Sometimes I have a heart attack when my hair or skin is showing...though I guess a lack of pants may just be a bit worse XD OP, congrats on dropping the pant sizes!! It sucks that you flashed the area around you, though...