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By DamnDogs - 05/03/2012 10:28 - Canada
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Gotta love dogs like that.
The dog was probably having a nightmare! Just calm it down and go back to sleep.
Well, look on the bright side. You have a reason to murder your neighbor now. :)
And what would that reason be...?
^dis nigguh knows wassup
Maybe there was a burglar and you just didn't see him O.o
My dog saved my neighbors from a burglar. 4 in the morning we let her out and she raised hell, then we saw flashlights bobbing in the windows. Our neighbors were on vacation so we called the cops, and they were caught. Coolest thing my dog had ever done. We loved her, bless her soul, but she was about as smart as a bag of bricks.
A ninja..
Checking to make sure nothing is wrong is better than not knowing at all.
OP pulled a noob move. Who is afraid of a car being stolen. I simply just smite it with a frost bolt and arcane blast. One time when I was raiding Stormwind, I took three feral rogues by myself. This is all after a pwned the king of course. I also got a nuke on Salvage going 32-1, I think it's stupid how your own nuke kills you. You should be able get into a metal box that shields you from harmful rays. Gosh some people these days..
Your dog alarm is faulty
After all the FML's about getting apps to wake up you just gotta love a good ol' fashion alarm.
atleast your car is still there...and if the dogs bothering you so.much call the cops and they'll give your neighbor a ticket.. simple.
I would at least ask the neighbors to try and quiet their dogs barking, I wouldn't go straight to the cops. People can be reasoned with, you know.
Likely was the dog that was stolen from me as a child.
Nice icon xD
^ Experience tells me no one has a dignified "o-face", at least not without practicing a lot in front of a mirror first. ;) That being said, nice profile pic. :)
maybe someone was trying to steal your car and the dog scared him off. (:
If it's a persistent problem call the cops. If that doesent work poison the damn thing. Rat poison in a meat ball will work. Just insure you use enough and don't pay with a credit card or buy it in a store nearby and destroy the wraping. Good luck!
The things we do have a funny way of smacking us back in the face ya know! I'd be careful what you eat from now on. :@
I don't stand in back yard and bark all night so I have no worry about being poisoned. Sure hope you feel the same way about rat poison for rats. Otherwise your just another hypocrite.
Don't forget to wear a mask and a voice disguise!
My sarcasmometer is NOT beeping, so it seems that you're actually just a sadistic ****. Poison a dog that is simply doing something innate? Really? Maybe I should poison you for being an asshole.
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Checking to make sure nothing is wrong is better than not knowing at all.
Your dog alarm is faulty