Seduction technique

By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
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brewmasterg 34

...Why were you approaching a kiss with your mouth open? Are you a lamprey?

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WOGBRO 6

Just asking has anyone's FML's ever been confirmed.

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TexasJosh 0

I can't lie I have read many that I can't help but to call "BS" in my head. I know it ruins it but then I think, I can't be the only one who feels that way.

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Justin23L 2

If she was still making noise/breathing, the most he could do would be to slap her on the back.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

If he wasn't trained to help, or he panicked and didn't know what to do, the best he could've done is slap her back or call someone. However, if you were alone I'm sure you wouldn't call the ambulance as soon as somebody starts choking, so that explains why he wouldn't call.

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Oh 18 beat me to it. Sorry for stealing your spotlight!

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comedybreak 20

Anyone else think it would be funnier if she was allergic to fruit ?

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ifoundalaska 11

Slapping her on the back would only lodge it further down in her throat.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

47 is correct 17. Never ever slap someone who is choking on the back. If they are still breathing all slapping them on the back does is make them inhale sharply, lodging the item further in their throat. So long as the person is breathing ok, leave them be. If breathing becomes labored, use the himlech maneuver to help them cough it out. If they lose consciousness call 911

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waswashere 0

I hate to be the ass that asks, but what is a kool fruit?

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_Oblivion_ 12

Well by the description it sounds like a tasty fruit snack

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icecreamdriveby 5

Kool Fruits are like the fruit flavoured mentos, only in little balls.. I'm not sure if its just an Australian candy..

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ifoundalaska 11

Probably not 44- op appears to be Canadian. Those do sound delicious.

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Aedus 6

I'm Canadian and I've never heard of a kool fruit

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MissLizWolf 8

I'm Aussie and I've never heard of them...

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icecreamdriveby 5

They're made by Allens, which I'm pretty sure is an Australian company

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funnynesh 10

What was he thinking? ( that it would be like "oh my god, this is Soo romantic. My bad)

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Pentium_4 27

something you'll be able to laugh about later

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brewmasterg 34

...Why were you approaching a kiss with your mouth open? Are you a lamprey?

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Valdrek 26

Lolocaust. I like the cut of your jib.

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angeljewlz 7

Now I wish I hadn't... Almost lost my breakfast when I saw a picture of "lamprey disease"

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abbybailey204 19

Well now u know what NOT to do for next time right?

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I_Hug_Cats 26

So much for romantic...

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