By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
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lokang 0

What a bitch~! she hit ur palm with her face... Does it still hurt??

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DocBastard 38

Lies! Just admit that you slapped her for stealing your seat in the first place.

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lokang 0

What a bitch~! she hit ur palm with her face... Does it still hurt??

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silvercamaro 22

Today I was on the bus during rush hour traffic. We arrived at my stop and just as I got up a man swatted a fly into my face. FML

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_Oblivion_ 12

Can a mod remove this and the above comment?

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

No. They can't.

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PeachesnCream88 0

Lmao aw poor.. Both of you.. OP: ugh stupid fly! *swing arm* Woman: Oh! My stop! *lean forward* ******* PTTTSSSHHH***** OP: Shit hows your head? Woman: **** , hows your hand? I've got a pretty darn hard head.....

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jezane 9

Today I was on the bus during rush hour traffic. We arrived at my stop and just as I got up a man swatted me into a women's face. FML

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DocBastard 38

Lies! Just admit that you slapped her for stealing your seat in the first place.

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MissEmma_fml 22

OP: Oh my gosh sorry there was a fly! And now it's squished on your face! Woman: No honey, that's just a mole *walks away*.

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jonmansheppard 9

Don't tell me it's that evil bitch off of 'The Suite Life of Zack and Cody'

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bitch_pleez 10

Just explain the situation, it shouldn't be that big of a deal.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You have got to be ******* me. Flies are flying, shit-carrying, maggot-laying pests that can annoy the **** out of you. Also, if one fly is killed, there are others that will take its place. I bet you live in a pigsty.

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The_Hitdude 12

mpsteve137: "Don't kill the rat! It didn't do anything to you (aside from chewing through your furniture, contaminating food and getting your son sick). Hey, look! The little guy brought some friends!" *picks up flea colony* "Aww, they're so cute! Oh, they're nibbling on my finger! Isn't that adorable?" This is the mindset I interpreted when I read your comment.

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cheaptrix 6

Anyway, it'd suck to be a fly, he was just putting it out of its misery

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deviable 9

Animals protect their territory, so can we.

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mootoo31 6

You must be, like REALLY vegan.

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loufol22 5

It's not your fault cause you didn't know she was coming and it's not her fault cause she didn't know you were gonna swing but... I have never seen someone bring a fly swatter on a bus....

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MissEmma_fml 22

'In the path of my hand' - OP. There was no fly swatter -_-

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blueandpurpleroc 4

How dare she. You better her straight now or she'll never know her place. How rude.

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blueandpurpleroc 4

*set her straight

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wildsweetchild 19

Don't worry OP you're not a woman beater..you're a fly killer! Who knows, maybe she deserves that one and that's how karma got her :)

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thats_my_job 11

She could be the mother-in-law from the previous FML who didn't like the pie.

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