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Thats ****** up... You didnt tell him off??
This is a great act of treason for my people. OP's great grandfather must pay for desecrating one of us.
Now you don't want to keep great grandpa away from his good friends Jim, Jack, and Morgan!
I don't usually drink beer... But when I do, I get shitfaced and pee on cats. Stay thirsty my friends.
He was just rehearsing his upcoming role as R-Kelly in the local play.
17 It's a cat. But it's a fox. But it's a cat. But it's a fox!
#1. FY Cat's life for getting turned into a hairy toilet #2. FY Grandfather's life for having nothing better to do with his morning than get wasted and piss on your cat because more than likely it's the only way he can get any attention. #3. Demonkey....I hope your kids toss your ass into a nursing home and leave you there to rot #4. Try spending some time with him OP...old people have the sweetest stories and are actually pretty cool if you put the effort in. I would give anything for another day with my grandfather...you should be thankful you still have yours...dick
Hide the kitty!
Train him to run away when someone's wing wang flops out! That would be some weird training exercises...
Sounds like urine trouble.
2 or the booze.
He sounds fun.
Did the cat just sit there and take it? That's a bad sign. Stop letting R.Kelly babysit your cat.
Hopefully OP doesn't have kids.
Today, after having a beer or two, I decided to play "the yellow water fountain" with my great granddaughters cat. My granddaughter immediately freaked out and yelled something at me about being intoxicated. This is the second time this has happened and I have to live with this bitch for the next six weeks. FML
I see what you did there
Did you really? Need to have two separate questions?
5 was going for: "Is he ok...in his head?" Either one works.
No really because the second statement isn't a complete sentence.
Well, we know what he's saying, don't we? It could have been worse; he could have misspelled 'head'.
Think of the positive! Your great grandfather is still around(: I never got to meet mine
Kitty will have some fun cleaning itself.
you mean himself
I heard cats go batshit crazy when you just pee in their litterbox, so this may not end well.
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That poor cat! Sounds like it's time to hide the booze.
Hide the kitty!