By mustanggt - 10/07/2012 15:39 - United States - La Porte

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
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CoolRainbowdash 15

He is right, it is bullshit.

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Irishgypsy 2

I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole damn court room is out of order!!!

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CoolRainbowdash 15

He is right, it is bullshit.

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doctorhook86 24

More like horseshit...Mustang shit, even.

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Guess not everything is bigger in Texas. In this case, his little head

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wetFeline 3

Wrong. Bull shit is the waist that come out of a bull

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Dr0reos 8

You should have pulled my patented move:the dr.oreos triple power-play. It's where you jump on the desk rip off all your clothes and throw your own excrement at people while screaming "I PLEED INSANITY!!!"

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

If the waist comes out of a bull, you have a serious problem.

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shellz102 12

This makes me wonder what OP said...

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tjv3 10

Hey OP I'm in Texas I think I know that judge lol. It's probably my uncle he hates people that lie to try and get out of a ticket. He goes easier on the people that are truthful . This one guy was like I just messed up and I was in the wrong. He put him on deferred judification for a whole 24 hrs. Honesty really is the best policy

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Lucious306 7

Can they even talk like that in court?

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that1guy1 13

And who's gonna tell them not to? The judge? See what the problem with your comment is?

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lobum 12

I once had a judge tell me that I had ruined my life, and that I would never ammount to anything. All for ONE minor posession chargez

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loganberrybat 11

I concur - you are unlikely to amount to anything given your atrocious spelling and grammar. Sort that out and maybe you'll have a shot. Start by giving up the weed and going to school, eh?

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unknown_user5566 26

63- You're 16 and you already have a possesion charge? Eesh...

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KiddNYC1O 20

88- Are you really surprised?

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SW500 13

16 and have a picture of presumably you smoking. Not very bright, are we?

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killdozer1 2

I do find his choice of words extremely unprofessional, calling into question the legitimacy of the trial.

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lobum 12

I was on a mobile app. The fact that I can't correct my poor grammar after i post is sort of shitty.

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wetFeline 3

Haha thts wut u git fer drivn a gay carr

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wetFeline 3

Gezz it is hard to type shitty on an iphone

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Clamcreepy 7

Looks like you'll be paying that bullshit

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kscogin55 12

Lol xD next time don't do anything to get the ticket in the first place, then the judge never would've said anything like that to you ;)

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tomhofer 14

not that easy once you're cruising down the road its hard to resist letting her rip

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Irishgypsy 2

I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole damn court room is out of order!!!

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OhDearBetrayal 25

10 days in jail for disrespecting the court for you.

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KVKdragon 26

Reminds of Patrick Jane in that one episode of The Mentalist ;)

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s0m3guy2010 21

You see... I was trying to go the speed limit but I accidentally hits the gas instead of the brake. After I noticed that, I tried to switch over, but I had an in uncontrollable muscle spasm in my leg that stopped me from doing it.

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s0m3guy2010 21

Hit* not hits. My phone screws up my spelling more than I do.

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BunchieRules 31

I don't normally do this, but... your picture matches perfectly with that comment. True story.

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