By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
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chrisbravo 4

Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!

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Betz 10

Well that was a series of unfortunate events.

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noelykins1 19

That must of hurt but it could of been worse he could of been standing up.

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noelykins1 19

Completely fine. I forgot about that grammar rule.

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awagh666 14

^It's not a rule; it's a way of life.

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mbusey 20

Yes, and you got buried for forgetting it.

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chrisbravo 4

Don't you knock? He could've spill hot soup on his penis! Jesus!

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allthatandmore 0

Chicken noodle soup for the soul...

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IOmnomHard 10

Chicken noodle soup for the middle-aged testicles was my favorite one.

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MikeonFML 17

I pictured him leaving the door open for some reason

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everydayFML2121 5

No shit. A dent in op's head would most likely kill her.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

#78 - Not necessarily. I have a dent on my head when I accidentally fell right on the corner of the table (this was a couple years ago). I'm still alive, as you can see. So don't be an ass 'cause it can go either way.

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Llamacod 11

hey now, he isn't being an ass. you've said and proved that a dent in your head could go either way; you survived your head dent but others have not. don't be so rude

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nancyschmancy 9

He eats on the toilet? Your mom has a keeper! FYL

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pillowsarecomfy 2

I agree! Eating on the toilet kind of defeats the purpose of being on the toilet in the first place.

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greenalleycat 4

It's all about maximising the efficiency of the recycling process

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rattusrattus 18

Nah, it's to torment the soup with the knowledge of its eventual resting place.

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vocaloidtiger 12

Did anyone else read 'eating soap' first?

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marisadc79 0

Hmm this one sounds a bit to much and out there to be true. If it did happen wow what a messed up chain of events.

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loloalltheway 23

I Would be in a huge shock also if that happened to me ....

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Michael_92 20

Are you sure its huge shock and not small shock? Could it even possibly be average shock?

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loloalltheway 23

Now that i think about it it's more of an average shock, not the kind of shock when you fall off stairs ... thanks For helping me clear that up !!!:p

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Meme1988 18

That must hurt physically and mentaly and on every scale you might think of..BUT why to eat in the bathroom!!!! just why-eww!!?

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matthew3 2

You clearly haven't read the FML properly.

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matthew3 2

Bowl of soup to help you feel better?

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