By kumbuck3t15 - 29/07/2012 20:20 - Mexico - Distrito Federal

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
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BuffaloSabres134 8

Definitely not a good way to show people you have a life.

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buck33 14

"Jerry! Hey, Jerry! Hey! JERRY. Kumbuck3t15!" "What?"

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BuffaloSabres134 8

Definitely not a good way to show people you have a life.

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buck33 14

"Jerry! Hey, Jerry! Hey! JERRY. Kumbuck3t15!" "What?"

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BuffaloSabres134 8

7 - LOL, it's like a street nickname, but for people with no lives !

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snowboarder531 5

Not everyone with Xbox Live has no life btw.

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Futacy 29

lets look at the bright side... at lest you have friends at all

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lostinlabels 8

When people you don't know start calling you out by your gt then you have to worry.

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JiggaJayZ 16

This is why my gamer tag is the same thing as my full name lol

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nerobluerose 10

Who makes a gamer tag with the name cumbucket15?

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zombiebombatron 6

Well my gamertag is ZombieBombatron and once everyone finds out how to pronounce it, they can't help but call me that in person...(': ******* lovely. Cause Ally is too mainstream, right? -__-

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NightmareShadow 4

Umm that's not really a good idea in my opinion.

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MikeonFML 17

I don't think he's trying to change his identity

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HowAreYouToday 34

At job interview "I'm dragonslayer34" "next"

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Madden12 6

You need to get a life? This saying only works in English.

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trivel64 16

17- I think that 3 was using the French version of the website, and the saying "I need to get a life" does not translate too well ^^

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_duhastmich 11

50 - if the saying doesn't work in French then why did someone who speaks French use it?

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dominic1221 6

Cause they posted it on FML, and FML is an English language site. OP's from Mexico, anyway. #3 is just a retarded dumb-shit.

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_duhastmich 11

Oh, I get it. I was thinking someone posted it on the French version of the site. Nvm. This thread is stupid anyway.

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Hockeyboy4280 18

Vie De Merde literally means Shit Life in French. The more you know...

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ElricMustang 23

I think that was a great sign to get you to realize you needed a life.

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MURIKKA 11

4- So does OP..... That's what the FML is all about....

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

...**** my ass? No thank you, sir. I do approve of your username, though.

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Rommel1942 9

Problem: You have Xbox. Solution: Buy PS3

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lazyfoo92 4

nice comment. but honestly screw ps3 :P

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druidpirate1313 1

Don't see the point in why everyone fights over which system sucks an which one don't they both do the same thing anyway

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onlychildFTW 33

Xbox has a better online system but you have to pay. Xbox has sold more consoles so more people play online. New Xbox 360 isn't as good as old Xbox 360 elite.

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superswagbro 7

Why? So he can get his online shut down for two months?

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ablueshka 0

PS3 is insecure man they get hacked like every year and people get there money stolen from hackers hacking psn then getting all your Paying info. Xbox u pay more yes but it's more secure than loosing all ur money to a hacker

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Jaxx66 21

45, I don't know why you got thumbed down. You make a valid point. Paying Microsoft for their services makes them more likely to spend more time and resources on a more secure online system. Also, it is true that PS3 gets hacked more.

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CoolRainbowdash 15

I have a PS3,and when I get to the topics of console wars I think PS3 is better.It can play Blu ray disc.and it's a lot faster....

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_duhastmich 11

I don't see how that would help him get a life.

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CoolRainbowdash 15

And also people have there own opinion.

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igive 29

I wonder if your gamer tag its something like "beaverbeater285" Cus i see a lot of those.

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DarthCory 7

Those funny little creatures are called "virgins", I believe.

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DarthCory 7

Either that, or we're dealing with a potential serial killer who's just starting out with beavers and the like. Next comes baby seals.

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's kumbuck3t15.

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AFloppyWetWhale 6

That's because default gamertags that they suggest are always two randomass words with a random number at the end

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borkchop1992 15

You know its time to sell your xbox when...

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Rommel1942 9

Shoulda never bought Xbox in the first place xD

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borkchop1992 15

Xbox games>ps3 Ps3 graphics

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

You are the embodiment of an idiot.

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taran6 3

It is never the time to sell an xbox. Ever.

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borkchop1992 15

My comment was a reply to somebody else whose comment was removed making mine look really dumb

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s0m3guy2010 21

It's better than being called kumbuck3t in prison. Don't drop the soap.

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heygirlie777 21

Agh, you forgot the 15. That's the best part. It's sets him apart from all the other little kumbuck3ts.

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Calyx_fml 21

You have a life. This is it. Your problem is wishing for something that you already have.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I think he was saying that OP's life IS his electronics and maybe he should just embrace it. Don't quote me; that's just how I took it.

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greenie213 23

My name here is my Xbox name, and I came up with it because everyone calls me Greenie. Look me up.

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manyourlifesucks 0

No bf3 i think i would rather play FML right now since i am already there.

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THExistentialist 13

111, your pic goes perfectly with your comment: I literally read it starting with "bitch please!" by the way... you wouldn't happen to know... WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON? and if you do, how did you escape!?!

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fuzz97 23

119, your comment may very well be the most irrelevant comment in the history of this website. I award you a thumbs-down.

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