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Only way to free your mind of such a horrible image is to die. Or just go see one of the MiB officers and they will fix ya up with their neuralyzer.
Do what Oedipus did.
Wouldn't have needed to if she had just knocked and waited for an answer
Gouge your eyes out maybe? I dunno, that's what I'd do.
A large bottle of whiskey and some pain killers. That is what came to mind.
@62 I think that was the point of the Oedipus comment. Kids these days....
64- i love how you totally ignore the whole point of the FML and focus on whether OP's mum cut dad's balls. what does it matter?
76, just because you get married doesn't mean you have to stop making an effort. plus, he may find it difficult to shave or he may have an unsteady hand!
So need to get specific.
Nobody could ever unsee this. I am so sorry for what you have seen.
This is the type of image that stays with you for years... My condolences
This is why knocking is a wonderful part of basic etiquette.
It would've been a lot harder to "unsee" if her dad was giggling and enjoying himself while the mom was shaving the sack. If he was just stoically standing there like "Yeah, she shaves my balls, so what?" then it wouldn't have been too bad. Probably... :/
Why wouldn't he just shave his own balls?? And if they're married what difference does it make if he's shaved or not I mean come on.
@76 So... once you're married you should just stop making an effort? I feel so, so sorry for the poor sap you end up marrying.
Hopefully op didn't startle her mom upon walking in
yikes! u aren't supposed to shave those! loool
Oh, you like hairy balls?
Yes you are
3, Do you like giving bjs while there are hairy balls in your face? Maybe you do but, I believe, most others don't.
I'm guessing you guy watch rwj?
Yikes! You're a hair sucker!
Getting a hair stuck to your tongue in the middle of a bj is not sexy.
I can't say that it really matters. In fact, I personally think guys with shaved pubic areas look ridiculous. But that's just my personal opinion, obviously.
No woman enjoys going down on a tumble weed.
AKGirlinSD - I find it ironic that you were commenter 69....
I can say from personal experience that shaving your jewels with a razor is a bad idea. Electric trimmers on the other hand. Much safer.
Then again. I've never had someone else do it for me.
144, I didn't even notice that. Even 69 agrees with me that sucking hair balls blows.
I'm not entirely sure what you really mean when you say "cream"....
I read it as cream-colored.. I'm not sure if that's any better though.
It's probably shaving cream. Haha.
How about lotion? You know cream?...:P No?...No one at all?
Whipped cream instead of shaving cream and her mom's tongue instead of a razor makes for a much more horrific sight.
#20, I read it as cream colored too lol. Even though covered is not exactly better...
4 - I was thinking the same thing, my friend. Unlike the others. ;)
Pie
Well they are humans. Let them have fun.
The fun starts after.
not when your kids are home!
By your logic I should let my parents shag in front of me because, hey, they're human and I should let them have fun. Do you see where your argument is...how should I put it...******?
Sorry that happened OP but that's what knocking is for.
I'm assuming they were either doing it in a room where OP would not ordinaryily knock, such as a kitchen or had not closed/locked the bathroom door and therefore OP assumed it was vacant.
Yes, because most people shave their balls in the kitchen sink.
This is exactly why people knock, OP.
Yes but if OP knocked and mom jumped; jolting her hand that's holding the razor to OP's dads "Happy Sacks." then I think someone just got an in home neutering for free :P so honestly I don't think Knocking would be a very bright idea in this situation...
Knocking doesn't frighten people.
92 - Have you ever watched **** with other people home?
If there's one thing we learn for FML, is to always knock first!!!!!!!
Creme fraiche? I'm no grammar nazi- I'd never refer to myself as a nazi of any kind- but I'm a stickler for spelling.
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I can't even imagine how bad the would hurt my eyes. I truly fell sorry for you OP
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How can you ever get that image out of your head? :/
Nobody could ever unsee this. I am so sorry for what you have seen.