By swarm20 - 05/02/2013 05:24 - United States - Mankato

Today, I called security at my school because I left my mittens in a classroom and it was locked. When the security officer showed up, he asked if the mittens I was looking for were the ones on my hands. I even had to take one of them off to call them. FML
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ThirstyGrunt 6

How do you.NOT deserve this ?

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a1f0sff 25

That's hilarious! I would have loved to see your face when he pointed that out...

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ThirstyGrunt 6

How do you.NOT deserve this ?

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bvcx222 6

Might've been skin color mitten you never know

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imaginaryvoice 18

First of all, you called security because of your mittens? Hilarious. Secondly, why are you wearing mittens in the first place? Gloves are where it's at.

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Roskie 16

#27 Or OP just had a retard moment. It happens.

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dalink 24

Fingerless gloves. Learn from the hobos.

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ShyAnn29 14

I've had that happen with my glasses, I was looking all over my room, and I was getting upset so I put my hands up to my face, it turned out that I was wearing them! So don't be embarrassed OP, it happens to the best of us.

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a1f0sff 25

That's hilarious! I would have loved to see your face when he pointed that out...

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cheertrombonist 9

"This is why I love my job" I can see that being said so easily in this situation..

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lulubelles 33

Or 'this is why I hate my job'.... Either could work!

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mackdeezy 22

Seriously? How can you be so absent-mitten. Ive got to hand it to you, that was pretty dumb.

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Alexweber929 14

A for effort, were you smitten? thats handy that you were able to call at least. Damn, that ones tricky, hmm, maybe it just wasnt worth a pun

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ManInTheMachine 19

This entire thread is disgraceful. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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False_Stupidity 41

^^ or proud of yourselves.. Disgraceful is cool

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RochelleRedvines 8

Disgraceful is disgraceful.

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Durdanya 13

Dear lord, the puns ... The horrible. Tasteless. PUNS!

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Mideoyeo 12

Everyone makes mittakes OP! Just be more observant next time.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

I disagree. OP is just really stupid.

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Herculesninja27 5

Yeah like mitt Romney lol

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Ukeee_X 19

Looking for your phone whilst using it is one thing. But this? This is crazy.

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dontpanic_fml 32

I agree...I really sympathize with people who are looking for their phone while using it, or looking for the glasses that are on their head, or for the pencil that's in their hand...but this seems loopy. Maybe because they went all the way to calling security (was it really that important to get the mittens then and there anyway?)

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Love_sosa 10

its mind blowing huh 5

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Panda_Shy_Haven 17

It's actually the same

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Ukeee_X 19

It's not the same when you call security! But yes, it is a little loopy :) it's funny, but I can't imagine security found it so.

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sig4life 18

It is the same, if she had a key she would've opened it up and searched for hours. Everyone has a 'blonde' moment once in a while. Most of us won't post it. But we probably should.

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dontpanic_fml 32

sig4life, if she opened it up and looked for hours, that would have been on her time. It is NOT the same because most people, before getting to the point of using other people's time to assist them, will do everything in their power to resolve the issue.

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hannaaaahr 33

oh well, the other day I was positive that I lost my hockeystick, until someone pointed out that it was in my hand, it happens to pretty much everyone, no worries

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lifes_surprises 11

We've all done something like that. Lost my house key once because it was in my hand when i took off my glove. So don't feel bad.

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Draxanoth 15

I voted FYL... Because if you're truly that stupid, your life is ******.

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blackclock 3

You just brought stupid to a whole new level.

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chocolateisyum 12

I'm sorry OP, but I think you really should consider going back to kindergarten. I'm not quite sure how you've coped with this low an IQ for so many years. I'm sorry.

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SillyGirl4602 23

A lot of people have done something similar to this. I know many people, myself included, that thought they lost something when it was right in their hand. It does not mean they have a low IQ.

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Examine 7

How does absent mindedness even correlate to IQ?

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JanisEvans 10

If anything this degree of absentmindedness might indicate a rather high IQ. The brain-dead don't tend to get lost in their thoughts this much - because they don't have any. But you probably wouldn't know, #12.

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