Why did you tell me that?

By mymomplucksbutthair - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom confessed to me that she used to pluck my step-dad's butt hair. I hope the brain-gods delete this obnoxious mental picture. FML
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xAkonz 10

I think it's up to the god Uranus rather than the brain gods.

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PulseShock 9

That takes a very "special" mother-daughter relationship.

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ajh557 22

She should just focus on not thinking about it while masturbating oops now she will

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Kimmismith 11

Oh my.. Maybe this won't stain my brain either..

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Smashhoof 15

I hope you never used you mom's tweezers!

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xAttackAttackx 25

The mental picture? Ask them to delete the times you most likely used those same tweezers.

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xAkonz 10

I think it's up to the god Uranus rather than the brain gods.

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MaxPlain69 8

Thank goodness I have no idea what your parents look like!

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

Like their ass is dependent on their facial features...

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fsomelife 26

Occasionally it's hard to tell which is which.

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doodlecloud 26

6 - You could just substitute them for your parents if that makes things easier? Enjoy the mental image!

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Nordrag 26

30 - **** you. I was perfectly fine keeping my mind filtered. Then your comment got through.

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tiptoppc 19

It did for Ben Aflack. Then he had facial reconstruction surgery to get an ass changed to his face.

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FMLbutYDI 17

Good thing I can't imagine these kinds of things.

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Clay_Pidgeon 11

This is one of those things you do not post on FML. Now you have stuck every poor bastard that reads this with that image.

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Smashhoof 15

There's no such thing as taboo on FML.

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