By noiguessitsbroken :( - 07/08/2013 12:24 - Lithuania - Kaunas

Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

She's kind of insulting herself too by saying that...

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toughchick14 15

I'm sure your beautiful OP. or at least on the inside.

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toughchick14 15

I'm sure your beautiful OP. or at least on the inside.

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puggypark 14

#1 is right OP. You are beautiful outside and inside.

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matthewesparza12 13

Unless your Adolf hitler, he was ugly on the inside and out but I'm pretty sure your beautiful c:

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Welshite 39

#1: I've always found kidneys to be particularly attractive.

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Shrike 23

Wow, 25. I guess that's what they mean when they talk about "grammar that only a mother could love."

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Ian7890 23

I'm sure most people know the difference, they just don't care. This is fml, it really doesn't matter.

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TheCanucklehead 22

'Your' absolutely right 41. Jokes. 'Your' wrong

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Axipiter 24

38, I've stopped trying. Their going to continue with it. You're opinion doesn't matter. Apparently most people have failed third grade.

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toughchick14 15

Apparently you failed the third grade too 57. It's they're not their.

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Axipiter 24

Apparently sarcasm isn't very well translated. I apologize. I intentionally misspelled "they're" and "your". I don't consider myself a "grammar Nazi", but those two really piss me off.

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toughchick14 15

Oh and you also mixed you're and your up, so 57 I hope that helps you realize that it was just a harmless mistake that anyone can make because intelligent people who have pass the third grade can make.

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evilplatypus 38

I love how 25 is apparently a terrible person for mixing up your and you're but nobody pointed out #1 messed it up as well...

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Axipiter 24

64, that's what I was trying to get across... But once again, subtlety has failed me...

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rocker_chick105 31

Jeez 61 what crawled up your ass and died?

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ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

She's kind of insulting herself too by saying that...

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PterodactylMan 23

Every Action has a Reaction

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Koppol 15

Yes, considering she contributed half in creating her "ugly child".

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Ya op.. your moms a bitch. Blow her off and just KNOW you're one hot sexy mofo. :)

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slappygecko 21

"I INHERITED IT FROM YOU MOM."

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jessicaf10 7

The apple does not fall far from the tree.

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Olympiakos10 15

What happened to "A face only a mother could love"?

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Zimmington 21

That's right above a personality only FML commenters can love

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

Her Tummy probably looks like half inflated balloon.

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DocBastard 38

You son of a...oh, wait a second... *checks OP's gender* You daughter of a...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

In Arnie's voice? (can't remember the film)

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laden_swallow09 34

9- You thinking of Predator? Not the right context, here.

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hdisnfjs91 21

I always tell my Dad he got the perfect child the first time around that's why he never went for more...not so sure he agrees 😂

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MissMustard 20

I wouldn't worry OP, that response is more a show of her cold nature than your appearance!

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aklm15 14

Well think like this; she basically called herself and your father ugly too.

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Zimmington 21

Haven't you heard that ugly parents have cute kids

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TheDrifter 23

Quite true. Some of the prettiest people I have seen came out of a lucky combination from 2 rather unattractive people. And some of the oddest looking were just unfortunate combinations from 2 normal looking people.

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theorangecurls 18

It's ok op! She was more insulting herself than you!

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WiseGuy79 14

Clearly a badly tainted uterus... Be glad you made it out alive haha

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