By Elisa_LmR - 03/01/2014 23:28 - France

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
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rockne93 17

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

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WFFLPWND 10

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

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rockne93 17

Orange you glad you aren't afraid of bananas, guys?

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FangirlingAlways 14

Strange phobia. I'm guessing that it is from a childhood experience.

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DoctorRoche 11

Orange you glad we didn't thumbs down that bad pun?

garrett1999o3 16

#13 I can imagine that in my head right now. OP: Steve! Stop feeding me your banana!

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rockne93 17

#18 Calm down there buddy. If you want to talk shit, go to the toilet store.

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Awesome58422599 19

It would suck if your boyfriend had a curved dick.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Where's you get these puns the toilet store?

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Fermion 20

Well he isn't alone! Pythagoras had a fear of beans AND lived in Greece. Could you imagine how rough that would be for him? Everyone has a phobia strange or not.

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stewpididiot 11

At first I thought it said 'wanking bananas' !!!

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Sinistra_Blue 12

Pythagoras had a fear of beans? I thought he was just afraid of theorems. *Ba dum tis*

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Goldenchest 14

Am I the only one who got 49's reference?

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mrhe3t 9

Nope, and it's actually kind of funny but hey, he was being a dick.

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incoherentrmblr 21

God forbid your bf uses a banana flavored condom on his curved member...

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WFFLPWND 10

You must peel very bad... (I'm so sorry I have to)

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Banana Terracotta Pie, anyone?

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Enslaved 36

What did the banana say to the vibrator? "Why are you shaking? It's me she's going to eat."

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I assume not many here got the System of a Down reference...

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clemsi 20

I did. ...and now I can't get the song out of my head

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Make like a banana and split.

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kaitlynjane 28

A System of a Down reference down voted.. And a shitty pop song reference gets up voted? Yep. The world has officially gone to shit.

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squideth 18

138 shut up you pretentious ****.

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zandalee 19

Take revenge! Make a massive banana smoothie and make evil giggles while slurping it down.

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stephhrunsaway 21

That hilarious moment when my sis almost chokes to death on her peanut butter and banana sandwich after I read her this FML.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Wasn't this on an episode of courage the cowardly dog?

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nickn426 14

There was a show I watched as a toddler "Bananas in Pajamas" That was some freaky shit man.

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kmccain 27

#4 that's exactly what I thought of reading this.

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Eternal94 10

Is that the tv show about two bananas that name banana A and banana B ?

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applebramble 22

I can't believe no one has mentioned the minions! ):

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DoctorRoche 11

This isn't a phobia at all.. Bananas are ******* terrifying.

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CobraLazerFace 21

Brazilian gangs in a nutshell. They be ghetto blasting the Chiquita Banana jingle all over the favellas.

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Zelphoric 25

Bananas are okay... I fear banana slicers much more o_o

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TyT63 12

you came to the wrong bananahood mother ******

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garrett1999o3 16

Your joke is bad and you should feel bad!

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emirie 21

I thought it was brilliant.

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duhhspammerx3 16

I guess you could say OP was going bananas ;)

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SonOfAMitch 14

Thank god no one has made that joke on this thread. Oh, wait..

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duhhspammerx3 16

Damn. Thought I'd get to that joke before anyone else. Better luck next time, I guess!

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GGregoire 16

Don't feel bad, I still have nightmares of bananas in pajamas

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slappygecko 21

Pizza pizza momizza, bananafanaboCANNIBALISM

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