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Why would it even be necessary to kill it?
She could have just let it fly out the window instead of baking it.
Bats are actually a sign of good luck. I don't think baking it is going to help with that.
This is proper animal cruelty. Why the **** would you put an animal in an oven? Jesus Christ.
I'm actually sad now..
put your roommate in the oven see how they like it
Seriously, what an awful thing. Your roommate is a monster. I hope you show her these replies, sounds like this moron has no ability to think past her own dumb ass reaction to an animal being in the house. How disgusting.
Poor little thing. In Minnesota this time of year it was probably hibernating and woke up for some reason.
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Show it anywayI would have left and called animal control or the local police or something. why did the oven get turned on? obviously it was trapped and that's safe enough.. its even dark in there so the bat probably would have been somewhat comfortable waiting in there for the proper authorities to arrive.
115 I don't think you read carefully. The roommate trapped the bat and baked it intentionally. Why someone would bake a bat is beyond me though, what a horrific way to go.
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Show it anywayYour more likely to get rabies from your pet dog than a bat......
and what makes it even more sad is that bats are on the brink of becoming endangered...
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Show it anywaythe last time someone put living things in an oven it caused a war
Nothing deserves to die like that... I mean like bats are practicaly hamsters with wings... would you do that to a little defenseless hamster? Just because a form of life is in another form doesnt mean it is any different than us. Animals build houses, communicate, and are alot similar to us. I mean, like, its okay to swat a fly here and there, but baking a ******* bat? jesus.
This is just awful :(
like a jew?
you proved a down vote nazi wrong, so you paid the price
Why not just capture it and release it outside?? It would be less messy and more humane..
Cuz OP's roomie is the Joker and wants to kill batman
Maybe the roommate didn't have anything to cook for dinner and wanted to try something new.
Because apparently OP's roommate is a female version of Joffrey from Game of Thrones.
It truly was a half-baked idea.
Run, woman. Run far.
Well, yeah, if that's how her roommate chooses to kill a defenceless bat, just imagine what she'd do to you if you pissed her off!
Indeed! People who kill animals are more likely to be serial killers. Fact.
And also human stupidity...
OPs roommate is messed up
Honestly, I'm pretty sure that at that point setting it on fire would have been more humane than shoving it in an oven, at least death by fire would be quicker than death by being baked by a psycho.
Hey you know what they say about bats. They're chicken of the cave
Well if you think about it a lot of animals are killed cruely, such as lobster, we boil them alive which is equally terrible in my opinion. I feel bad for any animal that had a slow painful death because of human kind.
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Show it anywayYes... Slowly roasting ones foe to death at 400 degrees when it's defenseless is great....
No. There is absolutely nothing great about this post. I can find humor in almost everything in life that most people would be horrified by. This FML just makes me sad.
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Show it anywayI think he could be referring to the other comments. What OPs roommate did was awful but these responses are awesome.
It's more like **** the bats life.
This isn't even funny. How the hell is this funny??? She was burning and cooking it to death, what the hell is wrong with you people???
she cooked a defenceless animal to death if it was a kitten or puppy I bet they wouldn't find it so funny.
I got sad reading this FML :(
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Why would it even be necessary to kill it?
Why not just capture it and release it outside?? It would be less messy and more humane..