By Anonymous - 02/05/2014 19:51 - United States

Today, I was told that I'm very likely to win the "Most Likely to Exceed 5 Cats" yearbook award. My best friend said, "They wanted it to be 'Most Likely to Die Alone', but it was a bit harsh". Someone else added, "It's still pretty likely, though". FML
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CommanderCman1 15

You won't die alone OP, you'll have many cats with you

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thatnucca 36

You clearly need new friends OP... Friends should help and not be too quick to make things worse than they already are... Keep you chin up!

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thatnucca 36

You clearly need new friends OP... Friends should help and not be too quick to make things worse than they already are... Keep you chin up!

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noahf0108 5

You're right, they're not great friends if they're saying that stuff about OP.

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junkman6 22

I prefer my best friend to be brutally honest with me rather than sugar coating things. I know from experience your best friends are the ones who will figuratively and literally bitch slap you when you need it.

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cryssycakesx3 22

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R3TROxLOV3 32

#30, I suggest that you work on your reading comprehension, as it's obviously lacking.

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amayasoma 19

Sorry, but if my best friend said that to me I would cut them loose. You do not have to have a romantic relationship with someone to be happy. Hell, my aunt didn't and she was the best damn person before she passed. Plus, she had so many people around her that loved her. OP, you will not die alone but you need to find better friends. You shall have your family, hopefully better friends, and CATS! Keep your chin up, hun.

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junkman6 22

You guys are bringing your own stuff into this. It's not saying either way if that's good or bad they're just saying "you aren't gonna find a man." Unsaid is unless you change some things up. Balls in OPs court with that. She can choose to have cats dogs gophers adopt whatever. But the brutal honesty of the best friend is actually pretty cool IMO. Who else can you rely on to tell you stuff you don't want to hear?

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Lil_Red777 21

Oh so being told people think you're going to die alone isn't bad? I thought the FML at the end of this story should have given that away.

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CommanderCman1 15

You won't die alone OP, you'll have many cats with you

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euphoricness 28

Yeah and if she doesn't get her cats she'll at least have her pussy to be with her!

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gjikvtj 18

Leonard: (talking about an aunt with cats) and you know what they did when she died? They ate her!

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ticklewhizzer 5

Nothing wrong with being the crazy cat lady!

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TwinkleToes7 15

Haha that would so be me! I love cats and hate seeing them hungry :/

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Sp1k3FML 14

Prove them wrong OP. That's all,fyl.

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badluckalex 23

hey, it could be worse :/

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JuzReading 23

Sounds like they're just messing around with ya, so go along with it. But seriously it seems like you're young so you'll have plenty of time to find a worthy companion :) Oh, and cats aren't so bad.

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MisUnFortunate 31

Gotta love how everyone thinks relationships are the most important things in the world and if you're not in one you're ugly and worthless. **** that, at least cats won't cheat on you or demand you wash their socks.

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garebear61 14

Not all men are that way! I do my own laundry thank you very much and a few other peoples occasionally. I do agree with what you say about cats though. I love my cat and he only whines for food.

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