By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 20:04 - United States - Brandon

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML
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Wizardo 33

Well in her defence, these charity organisation names are sounding like malicious and/or terrorist organisations, I mean UNICEF, WWF, PETA! Wake up people...

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dingostacy 14

Imagine what happens to the Jehovah's witnesses....

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candisweets 10

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MidnaLink 33

So… having a valid reason to be on another's property is actually considered trespassing in Texas. If that's how it works in your state, then I'll gladly keep my distance!

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alycion 38

If signs are posted, it is considered in most states. People don't like solicitation for a reason. It's bothersome. I donate plenty to a non profit. It doesn't mean I want one at my door begging for money. I research before I donate so I know that the money is going where it should. Still no reason to pull a gun.

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BubbleGrunge 18

45- You make a valid point, however it's quit terrifying that people can't simple ask people to leave instead of resorting to violence.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I don't understand why 1 is getting down voted. If she is old and possibly senile, and is pulling guns on people and possibly being violent than yes, it may be time to put her in a home. She may also need to see a doctor if this is a regular occurrence or if she is violent towards herself or others.

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Wizardo 33

Well in her defence, these charity organisation names are sounding like malicious and/or terrorist organisations, I mean UNICEF, WWF, PETA! Wake up people...

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silverstream20 20

Forgive my ignorance but how on earth are those organizations even spoken in the same sentence as terrorist? I mean seriously. Sure some of them just take donations to give their CEO's bonuses. But some of the work is in fact a good cause. Therefore I'd be careful to make any comparisons like that.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#37 I disagree about PETA. They don't really help any animals. Do some research on that organization.

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Xeebar 28

Ah old people. You gotta love their crazy antics.

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barakados 11

She'd probably stand by the door and threaten people who walk by for "trespassing" by listening to the music.

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8313girl 28

I'd party with her. She sounds like she'd be an awesome bodyguard. I know I'd be safe at the end of the night.

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grapefruit_hd 7

Or she might shoot you for trespassing by getting too close to her

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dingostacy 14

Imagine what happens to the Jehovah's witnesses....

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cakefete2 30

-"Have you heard the good news of Jehovah?" -"Would you like to meet him?"

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the_real_dvd 21

Only had guns pulled on me when I chanced upon a group of men loading up a trunk full of marijuana in the middle of nowhere in central Indiana. In their defense, they were fairly pleasant when they asked us to leave, but the guns spoke louder than they did.

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Donat96 20

I wonder how many Mormons she must have scared off already.

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igive 29

Grandma don't take no shit! Grandma needs her gat!

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91hayek 31

and with that Icky Thump started playing in my head. Thank you.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

So I'm guessing she was going to donate bullets.

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alicealiveordead 13

trespassers will be shot survivors will be shot again

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AJlatour 9

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icnburbbygrl 23

She must've been pissed because bingo was cancelled...again

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