Health: Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2014 23:20 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my shoes were rubbing against my heel so much that one heel started to bleed. Not having any plasters, I stuffed some tissue down my shoe. When I walked off the train, a wad of blood-stained tissue fell out the back of my shoe. The guy behind me didn't think it came from my shoe. FML

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By MrSlav - 12/11/2020 17:57 - Lithuania - Siauliai

Today, I rubbed my heel raw with a new shoe, so I put a bandaid on and went to the pool. A few minutes later, I noticed the bandaid floating close to me. I'm not an ass so I quickly fished it out and put in the pocket of my swimming trunks. Later, I went to shower and noticed that my bandaid was still on my heel. FML

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By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML

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Don't tread on me

By Kate - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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By Grrr - 20/07/2012 07:58 - United States - Salem

Today, I was walking in my apartment when I felt something stab my foot. Thinking it was a piece of glass, I looked down. It was one of my roommate's toenail clippings. FML

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Foot soldier

By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 22:00

Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML

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Clipper time

By azurekitten - 07/06/2021 07:59

Today, I once again woke up to find a huge gash on the back of my foot with blood pouring out. Turns out, I scratched it with my other toenail in my sleep. This is the ninth time this has happened. FML

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A little stiff and rusty

By Footloose - 11/09/2023 14:30

Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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Black out

By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

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Dodger_fan16 11

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:13

That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.

badluckalex 23

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:16

put it in your pocket and say you are going to re-use it later. I bet that will creep him the **** out haha

Comments

Dodger_fan16 11

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:13

That guy shouldn't just assume things. Period.

egyptain_me 11

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:15

I see what u did there ;)

winchestinalock 21

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:17

pun intended?

Mexico_WC2018 16

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:29

@#6 pun intention confirmed

Vagitarian1 10

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:39

What did it smell like?

Mexico_WC2018 16

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:46

#24 looking for your next meal?

slipstreak 10

Thursday 3 July 2014 11:48

What the **** is this thread?

jerryj 27

Thursday 3 July 2014 12:06

So far, this thread is bloody annoying.

asmb100 27

Thursday 3 July 2014 13:04

*bum dum tss*

KestrelGirl 15

Thursday 3 July 2014 18:09

Go 1 and 41!

PrimeStarscream 30

Thursday 3 July 2014 18:17

LOL A+

ukeandfoodislife 19

Thursday 3 July 2014 19:22

This thread is terrifying.

Emiler98 11

Thursday 3 July 2014 20:33

I'm the end of this thread

SPARTAN11810 9

Thursday 3 July 2014 21:18

#57 No you are not!

sometimessam 16

Wednesday 9 July 2014 6:47

This thread needs to stop.

ohcheriecherie 20

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:14

I can see why that might be unnerving to him...

lexiieeex3 32

Thursday 3 July 2014 9:36

But was there really THAT much blood from a cut on her heel for him to confuse it with a period stained tissue?

emporiumprincess 11

Thursday 3 July 2014 12:15

You'd be surprised how badly the back of your heel can bleed... I've been caught on the back of the heel with a z-rail (those things you wheel close around on in retail) not hard, but was literally dripping blood through my sock until I could give it some first aid.