Animals: Nice

Nice

By happypineapple - 17/07/2014 03:31 - Australia - Scarborough

Today, I went to a market. I saw stall which had mainly animal furs and things like that. I found a rounded, furry pen and stroked my cheek with it. Wondering what it was, being so soft and oddly shaped, I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

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By parkertownparadise - 16/02/2012 07:43 - United States

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 185

You deserved it 4 782

By Anonymous - 23/04/2013 15:49 - Australia

Today, my mother and I saw a stall selling colourful treats at the shopping centre. Some were placed on small dishes, so we thought we'd sample their goods. Turns out that the colourful goodies that we'd bit into were very creative pieces of soap. FML

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You deserved it 45 485

By laundryduty - 15/06/2019 20:14

Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML

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You deserved it 179

Little demon

By Hackmanjones - 13/06/2009 14:42 - Canada

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said, "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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You deserved it 4 816

By Puppylove - 26/02/2013 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my friend's house, when she commented that her dog's fur kept getting tangled because of its length. I reached over to tickle his tummy, felt a big tangled knot and agreed that he needed a good grooming. Then I realized what I'd grabbed wasn't fur. FML

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You deserved it 10 292

By toadface - 04/08/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML

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You deserved it 7 983

By australian6196 - 05/02/2014 02:36 - Australia - Sydney

Today, while on a road trip through Australia with my dad, we were both complaining that we had yet to see any kangaroos. Suddenly, we saw one up real close. The rental car saw it even closer. FML

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You deserved it 7 478

By adad - 01/02/2010 14:34 - France

Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 815

You deserved it 38 043

Natural history

By latino - 11/11/2010 11:30 - United States

Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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You deserved it 43 715

By Anonymous - 05/03/2012 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 148

You deserved it 2 601

ItsAUnicorn 27

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:30

Tea bag!

RageWolf16 31

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:31

It's okay my dad owns the penis bone of a walrus

Comments

Audem_fml 27

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:29

Ewwwww

Sandsh8rk 36

Thursday 17 July 2014 16:35

I must applaud you, that was an intelligent and really well thought out comment.

claudia19801811 14

Thursday 17 July 2014 19:49

Okay... Calm down. Freedom to comment

Volcan_fml 22

Thursday 17 July 2014 20:26

And freedom to vote down.

Flowtastic 16

Thursday 17 July 2014 22:21

And freedom to follow the rules... Since ya know we are all pointing out the obvious rather than commenting on the FML rather than adding to the thread.. Though "eww" does seem rather appropriate for it. If people expect others to show wit and intelligence rather than their thoughts they should be looking at comments on the NY Times or some other more important piece of articles not FML.

Audem_fml 27

Friday 18 July 2014 1:50

You guys are overreacting don't you think ? :) My comment sums up our first thoughts I would say, it's worth every word ^^

colton_colton 49

Friday 18 July 2014 3:10

I agree w/ you people need to calm down over an FML comment

amansingh 8

Saturday 19 July 2014 5:02

yes, please keep your drama to yourself. I'm sure we've all got lots of it on our own platter(s).

IStoleTheCookies 16

Sunday 20 July 2014 8:45

Shout out to Australia, the way she go down under!

ItsAUnicorn 27

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:30

Tea bag!

iLike2Teabag 27

Thursday 17 July 2014 20:34

I like it.

TheCrispyCat 20

Thursday 17 July 2014 21:18

Tea bag from the grave!

colton_colton 49

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:31

Well that's just lovely

RageWolf16 31

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:31

It's okay my dad owns the penis bone of a walrus

AlakSwift 6

Thursday 17 July 2014 21:16

There is no bone in the penis... Might wanna check again.

JJ_86 22

Thursday 17 July 2014 21:51

Actually most mammals have bone in penis. And walrus has one of the biggest. Unlucky us xD

asnakelovinbabe 16

Friday 18 July 2014 0:43

It's called a Baculum.

colton_colton 49

Saturday 19 July 2014 0:28

What

Osyx 20

Tuesday 22 July 2014 22:12

#60 You might wanna check your info again.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Wednesday 23 July 2014 21:07

#63 I heard from one of my friends that squirrels have pretty big ones too..horrendously big for the size of their bodies. I'm just glad I wasn't in the same class as she was in.