By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
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kerstileann 26

i wouldnt show my parents backdoormidgetamputee.com but whatever floats your boat man.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Eh, once when I was 16 my dad looked at my history. I had deleted everything the day before.. But I got annoyed with the url and typed f**kingrunescape because it would not load. He swears to this day runescape is a **** site.

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flufee2 27

Maybe they would have thought it was cool?? :P

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drunkmunkey 24

forever alone with family right there... sounds like he should be in Alabama... too much?

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hayleyblack2u71 21

Ya, I'm sure his little brother or sister would have thought so. OP will feel the wrath of the Momster VERY soon.

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kerstileann 26

i wouldnt show my parents backdoormidgetamputee.com but whatever floats your boat man.

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Just_A_Tree 20

frustratedfisting.com is NOT a website to show my family? What?

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LikeYouGiveAShit 27

What about hentaitentaclerape.com can I show my family that? It's just cartoons.

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tonyfan00 38

lemonparty.org is a good one...so I've heard...I can show my family that one! ...right?

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Duckzy 16

I was looking for a dog and somebody suggested looking on HappyPuppies.Net so I went to look with my mom...bad idea.

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patriciadusud_fml 8

What the **** is "HappyPuppies.Net" ? Don't be curious like me... Don't go there, It's not **** ! Now I have horrible, disturbing images in my mind....

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A07 48

Thats why you should use Incognito mode during happy hour.

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kerstileann 26

how would incognito help typing? even if he was incognito he still wouldve typed it.

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TheMathMajor 26

It wouldn't have auto completed, though, so he could have caught it before it was too late

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kerstileann 26

oh thank you for explaining. i never use incognito.

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A07 48

Then I wish you the best of luck and hope you never have the same problem OP did.

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vikky538 28

#11 incognito does not do auto complete unless you have browsed it on regular mode...

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kerstileann 26

ok now i learned from this comment to never ask a question on fml. lesson learned.

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JJ_86 22

And use chrome with the ad block enabled for all for all private activities. IE can still show suggestions from the browser search provider even if you're using In-Private mode.

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patrickalamo 47

Wait... Who has been on my computer... The 3 D's "denied denied and denied "

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mollyjynxjax 28

Depending on how far OP got while typing it in, they may not be able to "deny, deny, deny."

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xKai_Axelx 12

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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biebahood 15

actually for ANYTHING but to make friends... not only because of trust issues (there are some decent people tho) but because it'll kill your practical social interaction skills

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Soloman212 28

You're assuming OP has any to begin with, but that's a fair point. But if someone's a shut in, it's a good place to start.

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Just because OP watches **** doesn't mean they don't have friends.

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ermagherdaturdis 26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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brand125 17

6 - thats irrelevant to whether they watch **** or not

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milehigh52 22

Coming from the girl whose profile says single.

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waroftheroses 16

Give it a little while and I'm sure your family will look back and laugh :) Unless it's one of those weird sites then sorry OP. Put it down to a lesson well learned.

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giantsfan2010 23

Gotta be careful when the url starts with the letter Y.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Eh, once when I was 16 my dad looked at my history. I had deleted everything the day before.. But I got annoyed with the url and typed f**kingrunescape because it would not load. He swears to this day runescape is a **** site.

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thesmeagol 22

Don't lie. You wanted to see some Armadyl on Zamorak action.

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scarman_fml 14

recent studies found that **** isn't really addicting. people can get addicted to all sorts of things but **** itself doesn't cause addiction

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