Transportation, Shoes and Airport: Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the...

By NOOOOOO - 16/08/2015 23:18 - United States

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 20:23

Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By Chelsea - 18/05/2013 08:57 - Australia - Perth

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 23:07 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next three days. FML

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By Mishti - 13/05/2018 15:00

Today, whilst on the toilet at the mall, I took my new designer sandals off as my feet were blistered. Not even a second later, a hand reached out from under the stall, grabbed my sandals and disappeared. I had to walk home a mile barefoot. In the burning heat. FML

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By James - 12/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester

Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

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iwanttogotoparis 26

Monday 17 August 2015 12:01

Irony, you were stopped or being a potential criminal, meanwhile some criminal stole from you

TarponSnook 12

Monday 17 August 2015 12:04

I guess it's time to buy new shoes

Comments

iwanttogotoparis 26

Monday 17 August 2015 12:01

Irony, you were stopped or being a potential criminal, meanwhile some criminal stole from you

little_one 20

Monday 17 August 2015 17:23

Everyone has to take off their shoes in United States airport security... Usually your right by your stuff. Can't believe someone stole his shoes...

zAstonish 20

Monday 17 August 2015 12:01

Maybe if I walked a mile in your shoes, I would know how you feel.

Malecent 13

Monday 17 August 2015 12:02

Maybe you can call a friend, or coworker, depending on why you rode a plane 1k miles from home.

bapbap_fml 15

Monday 17 August 2015 17:01

1000 miles is more like 1600 k.. And I'm assuming they flew so they didn't have to drive for 15 hours..

trex454 21

Monday 17 August 2015 18:48

im assuming 3 ment the reason he flew like work or vacation. if he was visiting family he could call a relative. if it was work he could call a coworker

Swibeda 5

Monday 17 August 2015 18:53

Using 'k' to represent thousands here. More commonly used for money though.

confusedAsFuck 34

Monday 17 August 2015 19:02

He used 'k' for kilometers.. You do realize there is another measuring system other than imperial, called metric!?

trex454 21

Monday 17 August 2015 19:04

3 used K to represent thousands. 34 thought he was representing kilometer

badassmf1234 22

Monday 17 August 2015 19:30

If he was referring to kilometres it's Km not k

Malecent 13

Tuesday 18 August 2015 0:34

Sorry, I thought k was used to represent kilo or a thousand

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 18 August 2015 3:40

Um, he said 1k miles, therefore in this instance k is referring to kilo or 1000 miles (i guess you could call that a kilomile)

TarponSnook 12

Monday 17 August 2015 12:04

I guess it's time to buy new shoes

HappyItalian 38

Monday 17 August 2015 16:31

I don't know if it's the same in OP's airport, but in mine there's so many stores that it could be considered a mall. Maybe OP's airport has some stores he can go to.

Clumsy4life 20

Monday 17 August 2015 12:04

Well if they didn't steal your money you can buy new shoes...

tylercarolinex 21

Monday 17 August 2015 12:06

Airport security ovbiously isn't that secure...

more4me 27

Tuesday 18 August 2015 10:32

Exactly! Ironic, isnt it ?

Sansa_fml 38

Monday 17 August 2015 12:12

luckely they sell shoes everywhere ;) but that still really sucks.

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 17 August 2015 12:21

Get some flip flops at the airport, or go to nearest Walmart, or Payless. Can't be hard to get some quick kicks in a pinch.

Dear_Karma 27

Monday 17 August 2015 12:27

Weren't you wearing shoes?

kbecks87 16

Monday 17 August 2015 13:40

She was going through airport security. You have to take them off.

confusedAsFuck 34

Monday 17 August 2015 19:04

Only in America you actually 'have' to take them off. It's fine on most other countries..

JustHere2Laugh 9

Monday 17 August 2015 19:56

Apparently when some jagoff thought he could hide a bomb in his shoe decades ago he failed in an attempt to blow up the plane so then the US government made a law that you have to take your shoes off so they can go through the scanner. it's time consuming and rather pointless...