By AlicefromIreland - 23/08/2015 17:39 - Ireland

Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML
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AlicefromIreland 16

What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...

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TheDog6 24

She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!

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Juicenub 25

Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?

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Sansa_fml 38

Wel you shouldn't throw your phone, but you probably didn't do that so catched looks kind of misplaced :) can't you report that women?

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pdp_fml 21

You should ask the performer to replace your stolen phone!

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Redoxx_fml 22

You should ask the performer to replace your comment

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momof3honeybee 13

Because the performer is going to be all like yea dude, not a problem let's go to the apple store right now. Screw all these people that bought tickets to see me.

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bapbap_fml 15

Good luck getting past security or in contact with them to even ask. And why would they care anyways? Contacting the venue security and giving them a description of the woman may be more helpful.

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MyUsernameisEpic 29

She "catched" (caught is a word, ya know?) your phone? Did you throw it in the air? Or did she GRAB it out of your hand? Also, if she was a "huge woman" like you say, how did she manage to disappear into the crowd so easily?

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Chiwish_fml 2

This huge woman was certainly a kind of ninja.

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False_Stupidity 41

1. Caught is perhaps the word you were looking for. 2. Unless you actually threw your phone (maybe it slipped?) then she can't have 'caught' it but could have 'grabbed' it. 3. If you use the find my iPhone app then trace that bitch to where she lives or get the police involved. 4. ? 5. Profit

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Redoxx_fml 22

6. If she turns off the phone the find my iPhone thing is useless 7. That's a lot of numbers

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EvilTurtle 35

12. I don't know how to count 16. Eye cannt spel

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Juicenub 25

Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?

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countryguy91290 16

1. Catched? You mean cought? 2. Why would you even do that? 3. Sorry you got your phone stolen OP.

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TheDog6 24

She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!

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TheDog6 24

So I put my hands up and play my song! My iPhone flies away!

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