By AustinFFA - 22/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, my parents installed spyware on my computer after reading an article about teens ordering drugs from the deep web. Now I'm too afraid to watch porn because I don't want my parents to know when I'm jacking off. FML
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AustinFFA 11

I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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Ebola_fml 20

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

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jenninator93 18

Or just use the computers at the nearest public library! ;)

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Ebola_fml 20

Do it anyway. Make them regret invading your privacy.

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RebeccaRFT 18

Unless they punish him for looking up ****. In which case, he'd end up regretting it

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clawstrophobic 15

Make it something incredibly weird too, Lille a clown fetish or something

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Ubehage 32

Yeah, I can give you some words to search for, if you want to teach them a lesson :D

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AustinFFA 11

I'm allowed to watch it. I'm 16. It's just awkward that they know when I'm watching

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1known_fml 8

Shouldn't you be 18 to watch ****?

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mneill 6

@#3: As a parent, I'll say - they already know. It won't gross them out, and besides, at least one of OPs parents do the same thing (**********; I have no idea about the ****). Seriously, I don't understand why kids think all of this stuff they do is a secret. At least half of it we did when we were kids, and the rest of it our friends did Re: all the comments about Incognito: Won't avoid most of the sorts of "spyware" installed. Just because you're no longer caching the data doesn't stop web traffic from being recognized by the network stack and logging it.

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FSGInsainity 15

#131 We know you know. We just don't want you to know when and to what we jerk off to.

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littlekellilee 45

130 do you think hormones stay dormant until you turn 18?

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darkfireflame 15

Also be sure to browse sex toys on Amazon and adult web stores.

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gunnarsowz 6

are you the real youtuber? if so I'm a big fan.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Now is when you watch **** so weird and kinky your parents will be scared to spy...

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Dicebar 10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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Lefty_Guns 16

Yes, and end up on a government watchlist. Good plan.

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exos_blackpearl 10

#135 You are an idiot. I tried disliking but I ended up liking the comment. Darn.

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tj4234 35

Depending on the type of spyware that probably won't work. Google incognito isn't as "incognito" as everyone says it is.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Or just screenshot tittyboomboom. Normally I would never make this type of comment but your user name and pictures made it impossible to resist

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tj4234 35

In fact incognito is only useful if you have other users on your computer. It doesn't block web traffic information being stored by the router. This is information that OP's parents probably have access to, as they are likely the holders of the administrator account for the network. All incognito does is delete your history and cookies after you have logged off the browser. This is something that you can do (and set the browser to do automatically) anyway.

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macen 10

I feel like people are downvoting this because they don't appreciate that it was posted ironically.

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Mauskau 35

Remove the spyware. If they can watch you, so can other people.

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