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You might want to imitate him and wear a tinfoil hat for good measure. You never know when the government can be listening in. They're coming for you, OP.
Flouridated water is one of the few conspiracy type things I buy into, somethin' is fucky about it
It's healthy tho. And most water is naturally fluoridated, or atleast my towns water supply is
Actually fluoride is toxic in high enough amounts. Also what the hell, your brother is crazy to punch you that hard over something like that
Actually, water is fluoridated because the enamel in your teeth requires floride to protect from the lactic acid that the bacteria in your mouth produce. Fluoride is just there to protect your teeth.
Wait, I thought the tinfoil was to block aliens from mind reading you... Unless... Does this mean the government is built up out of aliens?!? *screams inside*
Key words are "high enough amounts". The concentrations are not high enough to be toxic. Alcohol can also be toxic in "high enough amounts" but I still enjoy it immensely.
Fluoridated water is fine, but my city (Portland) also adds chlorine to the city's water.
The Government is made up of lizard people sent down by the aliens to colonize earth for the gem mining industry. Haven't you kept up with Keep Beach City Weird?
"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?! Did you look through my internet history? Bro… you alright?"
Dude what have you been eating recently? Your comments have been the bomb. I see them in most FMLs haha.
I've been eating pretty normally, so I don't know what it could be… *sips glass of fluoridated water* …yep, it's a mystery.
Your comments are dope! "Splashing some fluoridated water on my face!"
You're such a smartass. I love it. Keep it up dude.
That's pretty rough OP. Stay up
Good comeback, but it sounds like he had the punchline.
Good come back...next time remember to Bob and weave.
Might have uncovered some closet issues there OP :P.
Man you should've punched him back.
Hard to do when you black out.
Sleep walk combat.
I would have kicked his ass...once I got back up of course.
ignorance is bliss!!
He's an idiot. Sorry about your eye.
Don't try to argue with logic. This people only get confused by that.
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"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?! Did you look through my internet history? Bro… you alright?"
You might want to imitate him and wear a tinfoil hat for good measure. You never know when the government can be listening in. They're coming for you, OP.