By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
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Sora_McKain 36

Damn those birds anyway. If only they weren't so damn cute then maybe I could actually hate them.

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Sora_McKain 36

Damn those birds anyway. If only they weren't so damn cute then maybe I could actually hate them.

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freddygasman 18

Not all birds are creepy, just like not all birds are cute.

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gamermonster 34

Their cuteness makes up for their behavior it seems

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_EnderDoge 22

I didn't even see the location at first and I knew it was New York, haha.

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FlamingColor 30

It's really just gravity's fault when you think about. Had not been for it, then poop couldn't have fell on your lunch.

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Footballjake15 8

It's too bad Gravity is responsible for just about anything so quite frankly I'm glad it exists

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SkyGuy32 17

It's always a bad idea to think that your day can't get worse. You'll only jinx yourself.

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Quicky5_ 16

I hate birds, I went on a first date and a bird shat on my shoulder, no bueno.

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Lisee92 18

Did you get a second date at least?

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soodytheboi 23

That sucks OP. Well, shit happens. Still I do hope you got to eat some good food.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Once OP is done with the rope I'm giving it to you.

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bigbagofnope 25

I laughed too hard ^ , sorry I just needed to get the obligatory shitty comment out of the way, seems like a right of passage

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