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Alright. Well. Safe to say I'll be sleeping with something covering my ears tonight.
This is both the shortest and yet most terrifying FML I have ever read.
You should really go to the doctor to make sure it didn't lay any eggs in your ear canal!!
Better a cockroach than a ****..erel.
Better get some Raid® and spray the **** outta them next time you see one. And sleep with headphones. Good music plus no cockroaches in your ear. Win-Win.
that is the most horrifying thing I've ever read.
I sleep with a stocking cap over my head so nothing like that ever happens
I woke up to a dead cockroach in my hair when I was 11. That's why I got a bunkbed yo
you know they climb or crawl, right?They can walk walls and even on Ceilings
They can fly too, to an extent
Was it whispering sweet nothings?
Guess you could call it an earroach.
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You should really go to the doctor to make sure it didn't lay any eggs in your ear canal!!
Alright. Well. Safe to say I'll be sleeping with something covering my ears tonight.