By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
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Unenunciable 14

You should really go to the doctor to make sure it didn't lay any eggs in your ear canal!!

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lex1459 38

Alright. Well. Safe to say I'll be sleeping with something covering my ears tonight.

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lex1459 38

Alright. Well. Safe to say I'll be sleeping with something covering my ears tonight.

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thawny_fml 21

This is both the shortest and yet most terrifying FML I have ever read.

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Unenunciable 14

You should really go to the doctor to make sure it didn't lay any eggs in your ear canal!!

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Nyattack 14

I would never have thought of that... Very creepy yet plausible. Kudos to you for thinking about that possibility and warning the OP !

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TheGamingGamer 28

Better get some Raid® and spray the **** outta them next time you see one. And sleep with headphones. Good music plus no cockroaches in your ear. Win-Win.

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hellnosucka 27

that is the most horrifying thing I've ever read.

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PapiiChuloo 4

I sleep with a stocking cap over my head so nothing like that ever happens

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Nylectro 14

I woke up to a dead cockroach in my hair when I was 11. That's why I got a bunkbed yo

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Bearsmomma 30

you know they climb or crawl, right?They can walk walls and even on Ceilings

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hellobobismyname 24

I'd actually prefer that... You can easily wash out your mouth. It's gross but it's worse to have something alive crawling inside your ear that probably won't come out without force. You never know what it could be plotting. I never ever want to experience that. Yuck!

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Elgrin 15

Was it whispering sweet nothings?

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_EnderDoge 22

Guess you could call it an earroach.

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