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Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.
Did you mean to reply here?
24 ur so right lol. cheese isn't a topping, it's them cheating you out of a topping
Other people always ruin it. Get your fix during the day!
I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.
"Hey, yo. You selling by any chance?" "What you want?" "I'm talking about that good stuff." "Be more specific." "I'm talking about that bread." "What kind?" "That good bread." "You don't mean..." "Yeah, I mean pizza." "Nah! The **** I look like? I ain't selling pizza. I don't **** with that. I ain't wanna ruin someone's life. That stuff addicting. I only did it once in high school. Never again. I only sell good ol' fashion crack like a normal dealer."
#4- I always find your comments very entertaining because you have such an odd perspective of things. Bravo
It's true, though. The black market for pizza in Ohio is ridiculous. It's $60 for a slice of stuffed crust!!
Time to move.
Check and see if the you can still get chink food delivered. Maybe they'd be willing to stop and pick you up a pizza.
You could always go and pick up the food for carryout
FYL but to be fair, it's a good reason to not do deliveries there anymore
What kind of heartless douchebag robs the pizza guy?!
a hangry one
Who knows. We had the same thing happen in my neighborhood a few weeks ago. It's weird.
In my town a few years ago, a pizza guy was killed on his way for a delivery, and, I shit you not, the murderer made off with the pizza. ****** up world we live in, where somebody is cruel enough to kill a pizza delivery boy for just for the pizza instead of simply ordering some for themselves.
Do you live in Canton ?
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Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.
I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.