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By spider-sarah - 08/10/2016 09:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By terrified - 08/06/2015 03:13 - United States - Union Star

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 22:20 - United States

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

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By chrskr13 - 28/07/2023 12:00 - Denmark - Soborg

Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because I saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and every day for the last ten days, I’ve woken up in the morning and found another new spider somewhere in my room, ten days in a row. I don’t know where the bastards are coming from but I’m seriously considering sleeping in another room, or buying a new house. FML

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By dukemisery - 01/10/2016 05:34 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML

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By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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ElectricEffect 13

Monday 24 October 2016 9:54

I don't understand how this isn't common sense...

CheekyRaccoon 27

Monday 24 October 2016 9:31

Well, if you wait long enough it'll become silky smooth. Who doesn't want silky smooth sheets?

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dougschoonmaker 20

Monday 24 October 2016 9:03

Maybe you should invest in a dryer

hellobobismyname 24

Monday 24 October 2016 11:29

Not everyone has the money or the space. And if they are renting, they might not even be allowed to buy an appliance like that.

clair_brodie 35

Tuesday 25 October 2016 4:44

I have a dryer but prefer to hang my clothes because there is no point in wasting electricity when I don't have to.

gracehi 31

Monday 24 October 2016 9:03

No choice now but to set your clothes, your clothes line, and backyard on fire.

ArcaneBullshit 21

Monday 24 October 2016 9:09

Then you have to burn the sheets!! Only logical response in my opinion

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 24 October 2016 9:20

burn it

bigbluetardis 21

Monday 24 October 2016 9:24

Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbu.. spiders bite

exergency 17

Monday 24 October 2016 9:27

I did that once, and I thought there was a possum (Australia's version of a raccoon) sitting in the fitted sheet. So I was poking it with a broom handle... turned out it was a bundled up singlet LOL

CheekyRaccoon 27

Monday 24 October 2016 9:31

Well, if you wait long enough it'll become silky smooth. Who doesn't want silky smooth sheets?

Lalala579121 27

Monday 24 October 2016 9:43

Time to burn your sheets. And just to be safe, your bed as well.

ElectricEffect 13

Monday 24 October 2016 9:54

I don't understand how this isn't common sense...

paskievitchjack 23

Monday 24 October 2016 9:59

I heard of a lady that utilized birds to take care of the problem, but it didn't end well...

gerolf 3

Monday 24 October 2016 20:46

flying spiders? :0

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