By TheComedyAudio - 23/10/2016 17:13

Today, on my 18th birthday, I was mugged by 6 guys who beat the shit out of me and stole my phone and wallet. They could've just asked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 081
You deserved it 750

TheComedyAudio tells us more.

TheComedyAudio 29

Holy ******* shit, this story got published. Anyway, the police weren't able to do anything because they all ran off and were wearing hoodies that covered their faces. The police officer was very kind and did the best he could. My nose is swollen and my eyes are heavily bruised, but other than that I should be fine within the next few weeks. Thanks yall c:

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Top comments

Moskaaa7 26

I feel so bad for you. Hope you can still enjoy the rest of your day.. Happy birthday!

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Fixme 5

Honestly, who the hell clicks "You deserved it" on a story like this? Hope you're OK OP.

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Comments

TheComedyAudio 29

Holy ******* shit, this story got published. Anyway, the police weren't able to do anything because they all ran off and were wearing hoodies that covered their faces. The police officer was very kind and did the best he could. My nose is swollen and my eyes are heavily bruised, but other than that I should be fine within the next few weeks. Thanks yall c:

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Kurliez408 32

Happy birthday! sorry you got mugged :c

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Lalala579121 27

OP comment is #1, what is FML coming to.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

they'll get what's coming to them, how it all works out

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TheComedyAudio 29

Maybe because as soon as I got the confirmation email I immediately commented to tell the rest of my story? Lol

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inks98 14

That's terrible!!! I hope the rest of your birthday was okay, all the best for the future!

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DropoutLoser 1

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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Stxsyh 30

Your profile says you're 23? I'm confused, sorry! :p

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alicat089 18

maybe this is one of those things that happened 4 years ago and he's just now telling the story lol

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TheComedyAudio 29

This happened on June 29th of this year, on my actual birthday haha. I didn't think about posting it until today. I also did lie about my age on my profile, so you're both right :p

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helloimkylieee 19

why lie about being 18 when you're only 23? :o

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Stxsyh 30

#40, he lied being 23 when he's actually 18.

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Fixme 5

Honestly, who the hell clicks "You deserved it" on a story like this? Hope you're OK OP.

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TheComedyAudio 29

Thanks. I'll be alright. They'll get what's coming to them

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Either trolls or people who accidentally hit the button while scrolling. They should really make it so you can undo a vote.

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mariri9206 32

And delete your comments.

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Moskaaa7 26

I feel so bad for you. Hope you can still enjoy the rest of your day.. Happy birthday!

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cheesyfeet2001 31

That's life's way of telling you welcome to adulthood. (Happy birthday op)

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thefmlman2011 36

Happy Birthday OP! Sorry this happened to you. Did you have to go the ER?

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TheComedyAudio 29

I did not. No serious injuries. I'm just happy I'm alive. Could've been alot worse

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GlennGuagmire 20

Ur eyes look bad in ur photo. I'm hoping that it does not heart as bad as it looks ok

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swervelol 28

I'm so sorry OP!! This is one of those FML's no one deserves. I hope karma bites those guys in the ass and that your birthday wasn't completely horrible! Happy birthday!

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worldclassrager 39

Birthday punches are out of the way at least...

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NightKat 25

Can you maybe use a "find my phone" tracking program? As far as I know most modern phones have one.

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TheComedyAudio 29

We tried. Phone was off so it couldn't work

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