By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML
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Escapist28 0

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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crazieeli 0

yeah. that happens all the time to people. how is this a fml?

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F_fatchick_lives 0

Agreed! O.P. You are a moron!

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crazieeli 0

exactly. this happens very often to people. how is this even a fml?

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o_m_f_g 0

i've totally done that before, haha. don't worry!

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monicamischief 0

this belongs on MLIA, not FML. MLIA is better anyway

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genius_man16 0

Oh yeah, your life is ****** alright. You've done what I'm sure everyone has done at least one time in there life, not only that, but your boyfriend just had a good laugh. It's not like he broke up with you, jesus. And before anyone comments on my post: No it's not that funny, at all. This is a totally shit FML.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Agreed with genius. In fact, I think a similar FML was already on here.

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fed_life 0

guys does ur wife have to die for it to be a FML.. this is so an fml.. and a funny one at that.. so if its not original, it happens.

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Crazee108 3

man i've done that before. T_T how pathetic. literal self inflicted head smack

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blo0_starZz 0

not that bad? it made me lmbo x]]

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violetrider123 3

lawlz your lucky he wasn't an ass about it

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Beeftinkle 13

I put her life sucks because it must be tough living in this world as such a stupid person.

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cahreesti 0

Lol! Thats pretty funny. Another would be: Where are my sunglasses? Ohyeah on my head..though the whole talking on it to your bf makes it more funny x)

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Finnboghi 0

No, your example is like looking for your phone in your pocket. The FML is like looking for your sunglasses when they're on your /face/.

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DelphiCat 17

Tragically, i have actually looked for my glasses whilst wearing them before.

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ninjapiratejesus_fml 20

I've done that before at a swim meet. Such an awkward moment when you realize that your goggles have been on your head the whole time you'd been panicking before a race...

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Sleepy_Jamie 0

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poof227 6

OOH! A GRAMMAR NAZI! ARE YOU GONNA GO KILL SOME JEWS?

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_chrissy_ 0

How is this an FML? We all have moments like this...well, kind of.

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debo123 0

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marinewife88 0

this isn't really an FML...you just had a stupid moment..happens to everyone...

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maisie2 0

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mowmowlife 21

I think the FML was more about how completely idiotic it was that she couldn't locate her phone when she was talking on it the whole time

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merryhappy1887 20

you're a douche.. fmls aren't serious.. she thought it was funny and embarrassing so she shared it. now shut your ***** mouth.

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BloodRedSpark 9

Calm down there, brah. No need to get that upset over a comment.

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Lisimal 7

That happens to me all the time.

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plexico 3

All the time?! You should make a note of this on your resume. Potential employers will find this trait adorable and endearing.

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Escapist28 0

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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TheScratchyTurtl 0

I think this person took the slogan your everday life stories a bit to litterally. I stared at it for a minute thinking how on earth this got passed moderation I hardly even get it.

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