By Anonymous - 05/11/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you walk up to a hobo by your car pooping, they will chase you yelling, "Get out of my bathroom!" FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

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perdix 29

Give the man a dollar to wipe with. And I mean a dollar bill. Giving him three quarters, four nickels and five pennies would be cruel.

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Alexandrianz 0

Well.. Atleast your car has awesome new shades of brown:)

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cowgod 0

give a gift back by giving him shades of black and blue

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egaonogenki 0

To the hobos: THAT'S WHAT McDONALD'S AND THE ABUNDANT OTHER PUBLIC STORES ARE FOR!!! Geesh, haven't these bums EVER heard of a "PUBLIC RESTROOM?"

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newmanlyman3 8

that's way my cat and dog bit me ... on the rug

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lizzzie_fml 0

'By' your car. Not 'on' your car. So does it matter? Nope.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Uh..well.. um....wow... I'm at a loss... FYL Some hobos are so territorial about their bathrooms.

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pureamber 0

i woulda chased him back screaming 'GET AWAY FROM MY HOME!!!!' then spit on him.

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flgirlwguitar 2

This is why you have a cell phone you can call the cops with.

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z411811 0

I hate these "today I learned" ones

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BigK_Diet_Cola 1

Your car poops? That's an FML in its own right.

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