Miscellaneous: Move!

Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 009

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 16:28 - United States - Great Mills

Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 010

You deserved it 22 520

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

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You deserved it 15 865

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By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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You deserved it 250

By shoutoutloud2him - 05/12/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 991

You deserved it 2 638

By Richocet - 18/05/2009 00:35 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 36 333

Watch out!

By fyln00b - 03/07/2010 04:49 - France

Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML

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You deserved it 8 266

By derped-out sperm - 01/04/2014 21:41 - Ireland

Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML

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You deserved it 5 941

By ether10 - 04/06/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 19 778

By Weldingtags - 28/10/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

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You deserved it 2 960

By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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You deserved it 5 449

Tigg3r 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:07

Well, he was trying to save you. I mean, it wasn't like he did it on purpose! I'm still gonna call FYL though.

Elf_My_Life 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:07

YDI for complaining. He was trying to save you.

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Perversive 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:06

Omg! FYL indeed but I just pictured that and am LMAO!

borabora1991 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:04

He was trying to help you. Get over it. I thought you were going to say something like "Instead of saving me from the branch he decided to save the squirrel still perched on the branch." Not an fml.

bailo 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:31

but that one would have been predictable. too much like so many other fmls. this one was funny instead.

BlueJeans2626 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:04

at least he cares about you :p

missmarie97 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 14:32

well you know he loves ya!

Tigg3r 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:07

Well, he was trying to save you. I mean, it wasn't like he did it on purpose! I'm still gonna call FYL though.

Dmars444 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 11:11

ditto

Elf_My_Life 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 20:07

YDI for complaining. He was trying to save you.

TurtleSmile 14

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:40

You're telling me if someone accidentally shoved a tree branch in your face you'd be totally cool with it?

mysteryman98 6

Friday 24 June 2016 17:48

Well I would venture to say that if my father was trying to shove me out of the way of the branch and sacrifice it landing on him instead but couldn't get there fast enough and it still hit me, yes I might be a little forgiving.