Cars and Transportation: Goddammit

Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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You deserved it 31 925

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 220

You deserved it 20 866

By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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You deserved it 41 274

By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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You deserved it 52 331

Road rage

By Broke - 28/05/2012 09:38 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 099

You deserved it 3 410

By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 233

Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 18:00

Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML

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You deserved it 1 473

Never flip flop and drive

By Alyce - 09/10/2020 08:10 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I was supposed to deliver my S/O's keys to the garage, where he got his car fixed after a minor accident. I pulled out of my alley, only to have my flip flop catch on my accelerator, causing me to hit another car passing by. FML

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You deserved it 1 562

Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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You deserved it 6 251

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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You deserved it 7 617

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:03

There's cool thing called putting it in park.

alexandraa_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:27

A woman admitting a man is right? What has this world come to!?

Comments

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:03

There's cool thing called putting it in park.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:07

Damn iPhone keyboard. There's this cool thing called putting it in park.*

lifeinhd 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:23

No no no, this is all wrong! Neutral, handbrake, brick in front of a drive wheel, remove one tire just in case, stuff rag up exhaust to kill engine, disconnect negative battery terminal. Surely everybody knows this procedure.

dcbog123 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:42

well women cant drive, so they should just never have to learn about any of that crap

Gibby_fml 0

Friday 19 March 2010 20:37

exactly!

hockey_66 0

Monday 22 November 2010 7:42

Of course he's right, he's a man...

CaptainDoorknob 7

Thursday 20 September 2012 21:02

Women can't drive, it's actually a scientific fact. Women can't analyze things as good as men. There was a study about it.

Sinclair935 5

Wednesday 12 March 2014 19:17

Shoulda put it in "R" for Race.

Kayem 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:05

dont listen to the guy before me. it happens to best of us sometimes. i hope ur car and the other car wasn't damaged too much :(

null_fml 11

Sunday 10 January 2010 10:21

I assumed by "us" she meant "us women".

Anteezy 7

Sunday 10 January 2010 13:50

Yeah but only not really. The best of who?

RunnerBack33 1

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:14

why the **** are u driving anyway OP? stay in the goddamn ******* kitchen u ffucking whorebag. YDI

beanerkid 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:05

Agreed number one. Jesus, women are such shitty drivers.

pwincessa23 1

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:13

Jerkface!

janise 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:21

Statistically speaking men are more dangerous drivers in general. Although I believe middle-aged female drivers are the worst out of everyone. Also, this OP makes all women drivers (including me) look bad.

alexandraa_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:25

Statitically speaking, 5 out of every 6 people enjoy tossed salad.. but does that make it right?

Towelie_31 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:47

statistically speaking, 1 out of 1 genetically advanced smart towel likes to get high, but does that make it right?

renaet 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 11:14

What a buzz kill izomiac. -_-

lifeinhd 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:25

What Pendatic said.

polico_wolf 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:24

Statistically speaking statistics are bull shit

Rota 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 9:23

Women behind the wheel of a moving vehicle are a god damn danger to society. You're lucky you didn't somehow manage to cause a twenty car pileup while you were at it.