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By daragnan - 10/01/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

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Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML

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By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

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You deserved it 82

By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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Top comments

neko_ceko 3

Monday 11 January 2010 1:12

Who can resist Tarzan?

elisabethecstasy 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:13

Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.

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HannahBabe 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:06

bummer

MacOSXpert 7

Monday 11 January 2010 4:26

I don't blame her, Tarzan is hot.

Starchild21 3

Monday 11 January 2010 7:05

Wow no more Disney movies for you. ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Mustardnight 3

Monday 11 January 2010 8:38

Well, this kinda reminds me of the dude from hangover. Dude 1: She cheated on him with mickey! Dude 2: Mickey!? Op: It was tarzan goddamnit, tarzan!

shadow455 2

Monday 11 January 2010 14:07

no she cheated on him with a bartender thats why he says she ****** a bartender it doesnt say mickey in the movie

inconvienentgurl 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:31

lol @ #69 @ #77 Most people would guess and know that he's making it so that it goes w/ the OPs FML and you can figure that out w/out even having seen the movie... @ O.P. sorry bout your luck but Tarzan does get All the Janes ;)

Mustardnight 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 6:57

So young, 77, so young.

bigone135 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:12

ur cute wanna be penetrated by ten inches

bigone135 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:17

hannahbabe your hot ever been penetrated with ten inches cid:169B8251-E0EA-4419-AFD5-6C8F52882F8B

drummaboya 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:51

wow Disney wins again on the brainwashing front....... damn you zac efron......

matt5217 4

Wednesday 14 April 2010 15:34

1 is hot

ZTB13 4

Wednesday 10 November 2010 17:10

Wow, this is getting awkward... Let's tone it back a bit shall we?

blakehilli8 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:09

second

neko_ceko 3

Monday 11 January 2010 1:12

Who can resist Tarzan?

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 11 January 2010 4:20

agreed- he's my fave in disney, who could resist him?

krazygirl100 9

Tuesday 5 April 2011 7:27

ya he is so hot

krazygirl100 9

Saturday 16 April 2011 10:54

yep

twiride 12

Friday 23 September 2011 15:14

I hate when that happens

elisabethecstasy 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:13

Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.

Matt_Lord_Of_The 3

Thursday 9 June 2011 19:18

this one made me giggle

pickledfishlips 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:13

hahah. i guess he's just wilder than you

Az_Qtee 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:14

shes a ***** you dont deserve her! besides maybe you could hook up with a jane you never know!

jerryk 2

Monday 13 February 2012 22:45

Agreed! It's like loyalty is a thing of the past

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:17

Could be worse; at least it wasn't Mickey Mouse! XP

shortlife 0

Monday 11 January 2010 3:24

hahahaha

FMLable 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:17

well, he does have abs…

perdix 29

Monday 11 January 2010 1:18

Looks like Jane likes to swing on Tarzan's vine. It coulda been worse, she could have hooked up with The Beast. It's not just the head you see that is enormous and misshapen. He would have completely deformed your girlfriend's cooch. Why do you think Beauty hangs out with him?

ily1210 10

Monday 11 January 2010 1:57

this comment made my day !

gareshmear 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:34

she deserves to have her cooch deformed!

mk58 31

Friday 27 April 2012 5:05

I'm sorry, but "cooch" just made me spill my tea on myself.

padlarf 14

Monday 11 January 2010 1:24

Lots of women use a Tarzan, or so I heard...

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Today, I created myself a Dropbox folder named "Traffic fines". FML

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Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

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Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML

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Today, my girlfriend is mad at me. Apparently in her country, not burping after a meal is very rude, and means you think their cooking skill is bad. I get throat gurgles, not burps. I tried to explain, but she thinks I made up a fake condition. It’s not fake, just so rare it’s unheard of. FML

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Today, my roommate and I finally went to the DMV to transfer our vehicle ownership title to our names. On our way out, we joked that we were now responsible for any violations involving our car. We came back to a $35 parking ticket. FML

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