By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML
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glorbnakcs 0

You completely deserved that for not checking to see what it was that you were actually putting in your mouth.

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cardinallove 11

How did you finally figure that out? When you bothered to read the package? It should have been made obvious at least within the first couple of days when you kept having to shit... YDI

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glorbnakcs 0

You completely deserved that for not checking to see what it was that you were actually putting in your mouth.

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FYLDeep 25

You never know what might end up in there... deep inside.

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tehamericanboy94 0

^^^ druggie, no fun there, go get laid instead of doing drugs then bitching about your life when you're in your thirties.

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susieKiute 0

ouch! did they work at least?? haha :)

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bigdickprick 0

either this is fake or you're a hoebag. either way, you're a hoebag.

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amiotica 2

i call fake.. laxatives dont take a week to work.. they take 24 hours or less... and its weird that im reading a book right now and the exact same thing happens in the book.. i mean EXACT sooo i dunno

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madie_hearts09 0

oh no that stinks but it's kinda funny:) hehe

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trizzieb 0

Easy fix. Find some real breathmints, put them in your rectum, and that should cancel out the shit coming from your mouth and give your farts a minty freshness.

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Kiill3rQu33n16 0

how did she not notice that the laxatives had no minty flavor.

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mandark 9

Does no one realize that they could actually be breath mints, but a kind that may have Sorbitol (a sugar substitute)? Downing lots of breath mints containing Sorbitol can have a laxative effect.

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Dwight_A_R_Manag 0

You didn't notice after you were ******** non stop. You are a dumbass

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sadistmonkey 19

amiotica, the OP probably felt the effects of the laxatives right after he took them but didn't draw a causal relation between the mints that he ate and the diarrhea that ensued until after a week.

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

took you a week eh?

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loodles 0

u took them 4 a week before noticing!!!! no way

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Chantelle01 0

BIGDICKPRICK: That name suits you.

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znea115bf 0

to get him back rub his toothbrush in ur ass

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cardinallove 11

How did you finally figure that out? When you bothered to read the package? It should have been made obvious at least within the first couple of days when you kept having to shit... YDI

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itz_towelie 6

ya thats what i was thinking, i figured hed notice he needed to take a massive dump everytime he had a mint.

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maskedman 9

He also should have noticed that his breath wasn't getting minty fresh. I wonder if his bowel movements smelled any better.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Agreed. How does this even happen? At every store I've ever been to, the laxatives and other drugs are nowhere near the candies. I originally interpreted this FML to mean your mints have been working as a laxative on you. I think I'll go back to believing that as it makes you seem less of an idiot.

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purplemnm 9

nice profile pic 0_o

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maskedman 9

Thanks. It's me in a Black Spiderman costume.

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purplemnm 9

that was to numero dos

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u_killed_kenny_ 0

yeah exactly, read the ******* package BEFORE you start taking them

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aerosenna 0

eating too many mints will usually give a laxative effect.. so quit worrying

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dudeitsdanny 9

Punny. Good try, but I've heard better. Paula?

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dudeitsdanny 9

... Did you think you were just eating a lot of fiber all of a sudden..?

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Fminetoo 0

Wow, simply wow. Do you not look at what you put in your mouth? On another note, your GI system must be loving the help. : P

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BBoureaux 8

I think you mean "bowel"..

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MsNeverSingle 0

fake..I've taken many laxatives and none of them even remotely taste minty

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inabottle85 0

that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard

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Shitz_N_Gigglez 0

You deserve an award for a fail this epic. Actually, on second thought, there was nothing epic about this fail. You're just extremely stupid.

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pervertedfairie 0

Really?? How could you not know?? wow...

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