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By spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 322

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Same thing different taste

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 356

It was an accident!

By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 015

You deserved it 7 503

By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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You deserved it 71 790

By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 6 855

She definitely won though

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 15:00

Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML

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You deserved it 806

Wailing

By katchoo - 03/11/2013 07:34 - Denmark

Today, I had a panic attack when a huge spider ran over my hand. I screamed, wailed, and killed it with a shoe while shouting. Ten minutes later, police slammed on my door. My neighbor called them, saying it sounded like someone was being murdered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 599

You deserved it 8 495

Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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You deserved it 23 902

By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 287

You deserved it 14 263

By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 5 417

By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 5 960

Aera_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:35

Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~

Pitaace 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:41

at least he didn't shoot you

Comments

Aera_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:35

Argh. I hate spiders SO much. I usually am the one people go to, though. Anyways, her father obviously doesn't trust you much. Poor you. ~_~

responses 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 15:50

metal or wood?

bobnorris 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 15:35

slap a ho!!!

nosedive1994 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 8:21

that must have been pretty awkward for him when you woke up and she explained it

Thabb 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 3:09

You can't be with someone ( at least when you're not an adult yet ) if they have shitty parents like that

snagglepaste 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 6:22

#147 haha that's so important

DiscountDJ25 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 7:55

Tonight's "Oh Shit!" moment is brought to you by Louisville Sluggers! ...And spiders.

DeepfriedT 1

Tuesday 24 August 2010 4:03

153 I'm guessing wood because OP is still alive and can remember it happening. None the less FYL

d0rkaSAUR 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:38

aw that sucks! I'd scream too though, but I wouldn't my boyfriend to get hit -.-

mutantcow 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

ouch.

lawlawlawl 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:39

and your g.f couldnt explain to her dad that there was a spider on the wall? succcks balls

disgustingroomie 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

obviously you're pretty trustworthy

Alex_DeLarge 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

Today I was hanging out with my boyfriend in my room when I saw a giant spider and started freaking out. The next thing I know, my father bursts in the room and clubs my boyfriend in the head with a Louisville slugger. FML

Jaxro 6

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

Hahahahaha, dude that's horrible. However, spiders are scary.

deathbybutterfly 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:40

Have you never met her dad before? Or did you sneak into her room? I would think that he would have only hit you if he didn't know you were there.. that really sucks though.. :(