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Happy Canadian Thanksgiving everyone!!!
Canada.. ..them and them neutral self
Who in the world makes fake tickets?
You can buy them at novelty stores.
I don't see how this is an FML. OP got pranked... and there wasn't even any public humiliation involved... and then OP got whacked by a ceiling fan... okay that hurts for 5 minutes, seriously. People are way too ******* whiny i swear
yep, just like me
Same to you 14, don't eat too much turkey. :)
agreed, 14 and 69. I just had some nice apple pie.
Lame. We have to wait till November! What's that aboot, eh?
OP deserves it for being a canadian
Ydi for being a jerk
yeah umm ur from the US…don't say eh
msbraindamage this site is for people to post... you know what nevermind. I'm so sick of explaining to idiots.
Hm, actually I'm fully aware of the purpose of this site; something shitty happens to someone, they come back here and say "This and this happened! FML!!!" Many of the FMLs belong here, but I really don't see how this would cause someone to say, "**** my LIFE!!!" Maybe their life is easygoing and great and something like this, (that I consider minor) really does "**** up their life." Either way, it's my opinion that this isn't FML-worthy, and guess what? That's the other purpose of this site. In other words, you sir, are the idiot.
Fans cannot break bones, even on high speed. Industrial fans can, though.
thnks! u 2! canadians for the win :P
that would hurt so muchh :(
the tiniest things in life are normally the most important things in life for us poor and depressed people. Finding out it's a fake lottery ticket is pretty bad...then getting hit by the ceiling fan is bad too! Overall, if you got nothing nice to say don't say it at all! No one wants to hear your $h!t! thats why this world is the way it is cuz we have to many people just like you!!!!! Your just another piece of the dust from the rest of the b!tch3$ in this world...you j***@$$
I'm gonna have to disagree with you. I busted my head open on a ceiling fan and had to have that two inch thick gash glued back. That definitely hurt more than five minutes.
first!
first fail of the night.. I'm sure there will be many more fails to follow tho | | |/
Oh here it's morning :D
#10, it's morning here too, in Ontario, Canada. :D
How do people still fall fir this?
Tree humor. I get it. Lol
I dont
Oldest trick in the book. YDI for being so blonde.
hahah lmao #120
lol that just made my day
Ha! I laugh out louded.
Lol @ FFML_314. I think you are one of the funniest, craziest ***** on this site. xD
I wish I could jump up and reach a ceiling fan. OP must be tall.
same. being 5ft sucks :/
I'm 17, and 5'1" I haven't grown since I was 13. I'm a girl so I'm pretty sure I'm done.
He's probably not even black...
Wow did you go to the hospital?
Ceiling fans aren't going to do any real damage.
Fail!
I tricked my step mom with one of those fake lottery tickets. She jumped out of the car and ran inside the gas station screaming like a lunatic. The lady in the gas station took twenty minutes to convince her the ticket wasn't real. :) Fake lottery tickets are good pranks for gullible people.
Loving god is like loving a step parent. You never really feel any love back. ( I know this is random, but your comment made me remember this. I don't know wher I got this from though...)
This must be one of those things only americans find hilarious.
lol if your not from here then how can you speak American?
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WOO HOO! You're a tall mother ******.
FYL!! :( hope your hand feels beetteerrr